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#1 2011-10-18 21:40:32

LordAwesome123
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Registered: 2011-01-18
Posts: 100+

Chuck Norris Quotes

Chuck Norris wrote:

Lordawesome123 is awesome.

Post your funny Chuck Norris quotes here.


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#2 2011-10-18 21:41:35

bananaman114
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Registered: 2010-03-15
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

there is no such thing as a chuck norris quote
nobody ever hears him until they've been roundhouse kicked into new jersey


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#3 2011-10-18 21:48:46

imnotbob
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Registered: 2010-12-11
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

AH ROUNDHOUSE KICKED YAAAA
NORISSSSSSS POWAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol
Isn't this a TBG?
Not quite sure.


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#4 2011-10-18 21:56:15

JJROCKER
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Registered: 2010-09-06
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

imnotbob wrote:

AH ROUNDHOUSE KICKED YAAAA
NORISSSSSSS POWAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol
Isn't this a TBG?
Not quite sure.

No, there's no rating or anything like that.


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#5 2011-10-18 21:59:43

Earthboundjeff
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Registered: 2010-09-28
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

Contrary to popular belief, missingno is actually Chuck Norris. It glitched out and didn't work because the gameboy could'nt handle it. Also, why do you think it multiplies your Master Balls when you encounter it in Red and Blue?
Also:
You thought this bear was alive? Nope, Chuck Norris.

Last edited by Earthboundjeff (2011-10-18 22:00:46)


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#6 2011-10-18 22:17:02

samurai768
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Registered: 2009-07-21
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

Earthboundjeff wrote:

Contrary to popular belief, missingno is actually Chuck Norris. It glitched out and didn't work because the gameboy could'nt handle it. Also, why do you think it multiplies your Master Balls when you encounter it in Red and Blue?
Also:
You thought this bear was alive? Nope, Chuck Norris.

Lol at the last one xD

My friend walked up to me today and this how our conversation went:

Friend: So, have you heard of Chuck Norris?
Me: Oh Go-
Friend: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Sadly-
Me: -Chuck Norris doesn't cry. I've heard that one before.
Friend: Okay then. Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks-
Me: -on Jesus.
Friend: Pffft... so you've heard off all of them?
Me: Nah. I can just tell what's going to happen next xD

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#7 2011-10-18 22:18:57

nextstorm
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Registered: 2009-12-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

LordAwesome123 wrote:

Chuck Norris wrote:

Lordawesome123 is awesome.

Chucky would roundhouse kick you for that untasteful quote, you know.


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#8 2011-10-18 22:44:33

Harakou
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Registered: 2009-10-11
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

I would say this falls into the category of text-based games, which belong here. Misc is for discussion of specific topics rather than contribution to some theme or game. Closing.  hmm


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#9 2011-10-19 05:43:09

Paddle2See
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Registered: 2007-10-27
Posts: 1000+

Re: Chuck Norris Quotes

It's been brought to my attention by a helpful Scratcher that we have a topic in the Text Based Games forum already devoted to the Chuckster.  Check this out.


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