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there is no such thing as a chuck norris quote
nobody ever hears him until they've been roundhouse kicked into new jersey
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Contrary to popular belief, missingno is actually Chuck Norris. It glitched out and didn't work because the gameboy could'nt handle it. Also, why do you think it multiplies your Master Balls when you encounter it in Red and Blue?
Also:
You thought this bear was alive? Nope, Chuck Norris.
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Earthboundjeff wrote:
Contrary to popular belief, missingno is actually Chuck Norris. It glitched out and didn't work because the gameboy could'nt handle it. Also, why do you think it multiplies your Master Balls when you encounter it in Red and Blue?
Also:
You thought this bear was alive? Nope, Chuck Norris.
Lol at the last one xD
My friend walked up to me today and this how our conversation went:
Friend: So, have you heard of Chuck Norris?
Me: Oh Go-
Friend: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Sadly-
Me: -Chuck Norris doesn't cry. I've heard that one before.
Friend: Okay then. Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks-
Me: -on Jesus.
Friend: Pffft... so you've heard off all of them?
Me: Nah. I can just tell what's going to happen next xD
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It's been brought to my attention by a helpful Scratcher that we have a topic in the Text Based Games forum already devoted to the Chuckster. Check this out.
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