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A Forum game!!!!!! First poster asks a stupid question,and the next posts an even stupider(and irrelevant if possible)answer! Example:
First poster:Why are squirrels pink?
Next poster: because they eat oranges. Why do phones have numbers?
And so on. I'll start: Why is pizza made of bacon?
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because the apple farted.
Why did the tree?
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because the aardvark went to the moon
Why did the monkey buy a bongo?
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It forgot yesterday was Christmas.
Why can't a coconut fit through a straw?
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because they don't. XD
Why does Scratch Scratch?
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Because the flea flees.
What is John's name?
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Bacon.
Why does the iPod?
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Because it's got hair under his tooth
Why can't a sheet of paper whistle?
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Because it has no teeth.
If three people went to the moon, how many jujus would they bring?
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A bag of grapes.
Several men walk into a bar. someone in the crowd yells "Have a glass of ice!". To what extent?
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You shouldn't.
Having jive become interpretive dance, corn nut get read floor?
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At best, have a seat belt to defend yourself
Would you like a combo toy with that, ma'am?
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Yes, I enjoy monkeys, too.
When will someone ask a reasonable question?
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Soon. Time remaining: 8
Why does?
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I the case of 3, wear a belt.
Og nuvet im porsa fel en grevendi por danos?
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jufdgi aiuds. roeigjue dagfeb!
Why do teeth crunch?
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Buddy_ca111 wrote:
jufdgi aiuds. roeigjue dagfeb!
Why do teeth crunch?
because they are soft.
why did the cow cross the road?
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Because it can't make milk.
Why do rabbits fly?
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floatingmagictree wrote:
Because it can't make milk.
Why do rabbits fly?
it lost its wings.
i hate pie. do i like it?
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Yes but not pie.
Why does the hammer fly?
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