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#1 2009-01-23 19:19:51

floatingmagictree
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FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

A Forum game!!!!!! First poster asks a stupid question,and the next posts an even stupider(and irrelevant if possible)answer! Example:
First poster:Why are squirrels pink?
Next poster: because they eat oranges. Why do phones have numbers?

And so on. I'll start: Why is pizza made of bacon?

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#2 2009-01-23 20:00:11

Buddy_ca111
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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

because the apple farted.

Why did the tree?


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#3 2009-01-23 20:46:54

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

because the aardvark went to the moon

Why did the monkey buy a bongo?


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#4 2009-01-23 20:53:46

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

It forgot yesterday was Christmas.

Why can't a coconut fit through a straw?

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#5 2009-01-23 21:53:00

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

because they are fat!
Why don't monkeys and snakes mix?


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#6 2009-01-24 02:03:01

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

because they don't. XD

Why does Scratch Scratch?


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#7 2009-01-24 02:47:35

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Because the flea flees.

What is John's name?


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#8 2009-01-24 04:26:10

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Bacon.

Why does the iPod?


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#9 2009-01-24 05:24:26

jasb
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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Because it's got hair under his tooth

Why can't a sheet of paper whistle?

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#10 2009-01-24 10:53:53

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Because it has no teeth.

If three people went to the moon, how many jujus would they bring?


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#11 2009-01-24 10:58:24

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

An orange

Why does Sony?

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#12 2009-01-24 12:07:06

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

A bag of grapes.

Several men walk into a bar. someone in the crowd yells "Have a glass of ice!". To what extent?


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#13 2009-01-24 14:24:46

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

They were slapped to death.

Why should I believe in God?


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#14 2009-01-24 14:30:38

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

You shouldn't.

Having jive become interpretive dance, corn nut get read floor?


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#15 2009-01-24 14:32:50

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Well, kioldfjglfcjbxlvcmglfcmgxdogmf, of course!

Why did the chicken tear up the road?


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#16 2009-01-24 14:41:59

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

At best, have a seat belt to defend yourself

Would you like a combo toy with that, ma'am?


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#17 2009-01-24 19:07:19

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Yes, I enjoy monkeys, too.

When will someone ask a reasonable question?

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#18 2009-01-24 19:37:11

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Soon. Time remaining: 8

Why does?


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#19 2009-01-24 22:38:34

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Because it.

Who ate my cookies?


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#20 2009-01-24 22:44:21

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

I the case of 3, wear a belt.

Og nuvet im porsa fel en grevendi por danos?


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#21 2009-01-24 23:33:12

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

jufdgi aiuds. roeigjue dagfeb!

Why do teeth crunch?


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#22 2009-01-25 06:21:24

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Buddy_ca111 wrote:

jufdgi aiuds. roeigjue dagfeb!

Why do teeth crunch?

because they are soft.

why did the cow cross the road?


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#23 2009-01-25 09:49:07

floatingmagictree
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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Because it can't make milk.

Why do rabbits fly?

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#24 2009-01-25 09:50:52

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

floatingmagictree wrote:

Because it can't make milk.

Why do rabbits fly?

it lost its wings.
i hate pie. do i like it?


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#25 2009-01-25 13:05:54

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Re: FORUM GAMEZ!!!!! Ask a stupid question & get a stupid answer.

Yes but not pie.

Why does the hammer fly?


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