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#1 2011-07-28 16:14:26

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I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

Okay, if you're going to call me a nerd or whatever you call people who are super obsessed with stuff, don't bother posting.


Environmentalists are telling scientists not to
'waste earth's resources on stuff we wouldn't use'.


Well, [removed]. I want panels, bot trust, turrets, and combustible lemons! Some people are going to say, "Hey! We don't have that kind of science now!" But I'm 10 now, but maybe when I'm old enough to drink or whatever, 21 I think? Maybe by then or later we'll have Aperture in real life, Portal guns and all.


Aperture is actually something we could see somewhere 20 or 25 years into the future. We may see something similar to Atlas or P-Body marching about the streets, helping young children or the elderly, or just being a friend for someone my age who has busy friends. And maybe someday, we'll all have a turret outside on sentry mode whenever we leave the house, and it will require a card or something to enter the house on Sentry mode.


And maybe, JUST MAYBE, we'll have GLaDOS herself somewhere in a real Aperture.


Discuss. No, I am not crazy. This could end up being real.

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#2 2011-07-28 16:17:43

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

And then GLaDOS kills all the employees and their daughters. Brilliant.


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#3 2011-07-28 16:19:11

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

Meeting GLaDOS would be cool. An Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device would also be cool. Meeting Atlas and P-body? I'd faint. And having an Aperture Science Sentry Turret would be cool too.


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#4 2011-07-28 16:21:00

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

Kaj_Aliv wrote:

Meeting GLaDOS would be cool. An Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device would also be cool. Meeting Atlas and P-body? I'd faint. And having an Aperture Science Sentry Turret would be cool too.

Exactly!
Me too. X3


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#5 2011-07-28 16:22:03

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

roll

Portal and TF2 addicts are so annoying...

At least minecrafters don't throw out references everywhere. I mean I like portal 2, but this... It's like SPY THIS, GLADOS THAT, LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS

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#6 2011-07-28 16:26:44

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

That would be awesome.


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#7 2011-07-28 16:53:10

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

SeptimusHeap wrote:

Portal and TF2 addicts are so annoying...

At least minecrafters don't throw out references everywhere. I mean I like portal 2, but this... It's like SPY THIS, GLADOS THAT, LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

Okay, if you're going to call me a nerd or whatever you call people who are super obsessed with stuff, don't bother posting.


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#8 2011-07-28 17:03:46

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

no. the terminator movies already covered this.

robots a major part of life=bad idea.


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#9 2011-07-28 17:07:39

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

And maybe, JUST MAYBE, we'll have GLaDOS herself somewhere in a real Aperture.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/the_hills/season_3/assets/images/flipbooks/episodes/308/fb_01a.jpg


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#10 2011-07-28 17:09:05

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

agscratcher wrote:

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

And maybe, JUST MAYBE, we'll have GLaDOS herself somewhere in a real Aperture.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/the_hills/seas … fb_01a.jpg

I don't get it.

@brettman: FFFFFF----

People don't get it. That's not what's going to happen unless they WANT it to. ¬_¬

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#11 2011-07-28 17:12:19

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

That's not what's going to happen unless they WANT it to. ¬_¬

Well, you WANT GLaDOS to be real, so it makes a Terminator effect.


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#12 2011-07-28 17:14:42

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

Well, everyone in the 50's thought that we would all have personal androids and flying cars by now, but all we got were cell phones.

We only have cell phones.  People didn't understand that you had to take "baby steps" to get new technology.  I can't just say, "I am going to build a C3-P0 for real".  I have to make a plan, prototype things.  Make little models.
People though that a space station was silly, and we should just send people to pluto.  Leaps fail.  And when they did, people got discouraged, and quit.  No flying cars.
Find the Potential:  The International Space Station can go to Mars in 3 weeks.  It has enough fuel to make a round trip.  It is capable of holding food and water for that trip.  Then Why, you ask, have we not gone to Mars?  Lack of vision.  People don't get it.
For these resons, I belive that those technologies will not be real soon.


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#13 2011-07-28 17:15:41

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

I bet this might actually happen, but the people at Aperture were stupid to have NEUROTOXIN there. Who's stupid idea was that?!


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#14 2011-07-28 17:15:56

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

PW132 wrote:

And then GLaDOS kills all the employees and their daughters. Brilliant.


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#15 2011-07-28 17:16:34

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

SeptimusHeap wrote:

roll

Portal and TF2 addicts are so annoying...

At least minecrafters don't throw out references everywhere. I mean I like portal 2, but this... It's like SPY THIS, GLADOS THAT, LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS


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#16 2011-07-28 17:18:21

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

It's a game, and if a real portal technology was created, it would make a black hole and we would all die.

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#17 2011-07-28 17:19:08

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

GravityCatisalie wrote:

It's a game, and if a real portal technology was created, it would make a black hole and we would all die.

this. and also, just because some portal fanatics want the nearly impossible, doesnt mean its going to happen


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#18 2011-07-28 17:20:37

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

TinyTorchic22 wrote:

And maybe, JUST MAYBE, we'll have GLaDOS herself somewhere in a real Aperture.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/the_hills/seas … fb_01a.jpg

I don't get it.

@brettman: FFFFFF----

People don't get it. That's not what's going to happen unless they WANT it to. ¬_¬

FFFFF----

You don't get it. Building intelligence is a dangerous game.


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#19 2011-07-28 17:20:42

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

brettman98 wrote:

no. the terminator movies already covered this.

robots a major part of life=bad idea.

It is impossible to make a robot that stupid.


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#20 2011-07-28 17:22:13

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

Rexpup wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

no. the terminator movies already covered this.

robots a major part of life=bad idea.

It is impossible to make a robot that stupid.

Anything's possible, little child.


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#21 2011-07-28 17:25:58

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

imnotbob wrote:

SeptimusHeap wrote:

roll

Portal and TF2 addicts are so annoying...

At least minecrafters don't throw out references everywhere. I mean I like portal 2, but this... It's like SPY THIS, GLADOS THAT, LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS

YES!

Especially GLaDOS2. Always a tiny: ...this was a triumph.... at the end of a post. XP


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#22 2011-07-28 17:26:32

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

brettman98 wrote:

Rexpup wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

no. the terminator movies already covered this.

robots a major part of life=bad idea.

It is impossible to make a robot that stupid.

Anything's possible, little child.

lol.
this, if you have an http://th627.photobucket.com/albums/tt353/XxNeonSharpiexX/th_imagination.jpg


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#23 2011-07-28 17:29:27

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

imnotbob wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

Rexpup wrote:


It is impossible to make a robot that stupid.

Anything's possible, little child.

lol.
this, if you have an http://th627.photobucket.com/albums/tt3 … nation.jpg

I'm actually serious.


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#24 2011-07-28 17:30:37

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

brettman98 wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

brettman98 wrote:


Anything's possible, little child.

lol.
this, if you have an http://th627.photobucket.com/albums/tt3 … nation.jpg

I'm actually serious.

...

well, there are a few things that are impossible. like living and never eating


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#25 2011-07-28 17:35:12

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Re: I know why Aperture Science isn't real, and maybe it will be someday.

imnotbob wrote:

brettman98 wrote:

imnotbob wrote:


lol.
this, if you have an http://th627.photobucket.com/albums/tt3 … nation.jpg

I'm actually serious.

...

well, there are a few things that are impossible. like living and never eating

Not in the recesses of your mind.


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