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higejolly wrote:

I would put one over my brother's bed and one in the toilet.

You iz mean 

I would ...

I don't know what 

TheGameMaster1231 wrote:

I'd shoot one on the floor next to me, and then shoot one straight up into the air.

Then I'll jump into the portal infront of me and see where it takes me. 

SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!


Anyway, I'd use the Portal Gun in conjunction with the Combustible Lemon Launcher.


Or possibly start my own little Enrichment Center.

I'd place one portal on my bedroom wall in the morning, and then after school I'l place the other one on another wall and instantly walk home in a second. 

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Before school I'd put one portal on the cieling above my bed, then during school I would put one on my locker, then go into the portal and land in bed 

banana500 wrote:

If I had a portal gun,
Then what would I do?
I'd shoot the portals here and there
And jump right through the blue.

The impossible is easy
When I've got this trusty gun.
It takes the boredom from my life
And turns it into fun!

I'd like to see my own reaction,
When I go from place to place
I bet that I'll be happy
With a wide grin on my face.

If I had a portal gun,
Then where would I go?
I'd teleport right to those awesome places
With no one to say "no".

- banana500

I know, it's a dumb poem, but I put a bunch of effort into it. It's hard writing a poem about portal guns!

I like it 

LunarEclipse wrote:

I would go on a plane, shoot somewhere random, then see where it takes me.

It would take you somewhere random, of course.
Hey, I wonder what would happen if you shot someone with it? 

I would stand on my own feet using two portals. I would create a floating human ring. I would hand in midair on my own feet. I would make a loop of falling up. I would fill a city with water from the ocean. I would shoot myself out of a portal like a cannon by standing in front a car with a portal on it.

I'll give free explanations if you want.

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bananaman114 wrote:

Hey, I wonder what would happen if you shot someone with it? 

It would cause a distortion where, when you went in the opposite portal, would cause you to jump out of the person in a gory explosion.

Firstly, I would never be late to classes again. After I got tired of being on time I would give it to someone to preform a lot of tests and inform that person that the portal gun is now more valuable then all of their vital organs.

realistaclly, if you did that, you would splatter all over the floor if you removed the other one.

One rule of Portals is you can't put it on something too small.
It wouldn't wrap around.

First of all, to those people saying "I would shoot it somewhere random and see where it takes me." Are you daft??? What if you die? I wouldn't jump in, I would just look into the portal next to me and see where it is.

Inspired from another one, I would sneak into a person whom I hate's house, shoot one in the fridge, go home, and shoot the other in my toilet.

Take that!