*Inspired by kimmy123's topic*
If you had a real Portal gun (minus GLaDOS and other limitaions such as only being able to create Portals on different surfaces... what would you do with it?
I would shoot one at the floor and one at the ceilng (lined up) and jump in
(after giving someone the portal gun to make a new portal near a soft surface to land on when i had my fun)

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higejolly wrote:
I would put one over my brother's bed and one in the toilet.
You iz mean
I would ...
I don't know what
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I'd shoot one on the floor next to me, and then shoot one straight up into the air.
Then I'll jump into the portal infront of me and see where it takes me.
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TheGameMaster1231 wrote:
I'd shoot one on the floor next to me, and then shoot one straight up into the air.
Then I'll jump into the portal infront of me and see where it takes me.![]()
SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anyway, I'd use the Portal Gun in conjunction with the Combustible Lemon Launcher.
Or possibly start my own little Enrichment Center.

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agscratcher wrote:
SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Or the portal would loop around space in an instant, causing me to go to China.
Or maybe it would land on some random star... Wait, that would mean the instant I do that, Earth would overheat and be destroyed.
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I'd place one portal on my bedroom wall in the morning, and then after school I'l place the other one on another wall and instantly walk home in a second.
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I'd do SOOOOOOOOOO much.
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Before school I'd put one portal on the cieling above my bed, then during school I would put one on my locker, then go into the portal and land in bed
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If I had a portal gun,
Then what would I do?
I'd shoot the portals here and there
And jump right through the blue.
The impossible is easy
When I've got this trusty gun.
It takes the boredom from my life
And turns it into fun!
I'd like to see my own reaction,
When I go from place to place
I bet that I'll be happy
With a wide grin on my face.
If I had a portal gun,
Then where would I go?
I'd teleport right to those awesome places
With no one to say "no".
- banana500
I know, it's a dumb poem, but I put a bunch of effort into it. It's hard writing a poem about portal guns!

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banana500 wrote:
If I had a portal gun,
Then what would I do?
I'd shoot the portals here and there
And jump right through the blue.
The impossible is easy
When I've got this trusty gun.
It takes the boredom from my life
And turns it into fun!
I'd like to see my own reaction,
When I go from place to place
I bet that I'll be happy
With a wide grin on my face.
If I had a portal gun,
Then where would I go?
I'd teleport right to those awesome places
With no one to say "no".
- banana500
I know, it's a dumb poem, but I put a bunch of effort into it. It's hard writing a poem about portal guns!
I like it

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I would go on a plane, shoot somewhere random, then see where it takes me.
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LunarEclipse wrote:
I would go on a plane, shoot somewhere random, then see where it takes me.
It would take you somewhere random, of course.
Hey, I wonder what would happen if you shot someone with it?
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bananaman114 wrote:
LunarEclipse wrote:
I would go on a plane, shoot somewhere random, then see where it takes me.
It would take you somewhere random, of course.
Hey, I wonder what would happen if you shot someone with it?![]()
wouldn't they be transported to your location? idk

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I would stand on my own feet using two portals. I would create a floating human ring. I would hand in midair on my own feet. I would make a loop of falling up. I would fill a city with water from the ocean. I would shoot myself out of a portal like a cannon by standing in front a car with a portal on it.
I'll give free explanations if you want.
Last edited by wiimaster (2011-05-19 18:18:34)

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I would shoot the moon, and with space gear, go to it and grab some cheese, and then go back, extremely quickly, and then eat that cheese!
And yes, I do realise the moon isn't made out of cheese! Or is it?!
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bananaman114 wrote:
Hey, I wonder what would happen if you shot someone with it?
![]()
It would cause a distortion where, when you went in the opposite portal, would cause you to jump out of the person in a gory explosion.

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Albertt911 wrote:
I would shoot the moon, and with space gear, go to it and grab some cheese, and then go back, extremely quickly, and then eat that cheese!
And yes, I do realise the moon isn't made out of cheese! Or is it?!
lol coolio Alex
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Firstly, I would never be late to classes again. After I got tired of being on time I would give it to someone to preform a lot of tests and inform that person that the portal gun is now more valuable then all of their vital organs.
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I would shoot one at the floor, then at the ceiling. (I know it's old but it looks fun!)
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realistaclly, if you did that, you would splatter all over the floor if you removed the other one.
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Time for rushed hand-drawn cartoons!
Here's what I would do:
Last edited by Kileymeister (2011-05-19 19:15:28)
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One rule of Portals is you can't put it on something too small.
It wouldn't wrap around.
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LunarEclipse wrote:
One rule of Portals is you can't put it on something too small.
It wouldn't wrap around.
Ruining my fun, you are. I was a bit unclear, but I meant one of those huge rubber balls you find in school gyms, about the size of yourself. And considering real world physics it would wrap around at least half of the ball and produce the desired effect.
Last edited by Kileymeister (2011-05-19 19:25:23)
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First of all, to those people saying "I would shoot it somewhere random and see where it takes me." Are you daft??? What if you die? I wouldn't jump in, I would just look into the portal next to me and see where it is.
Inspired from another one, I would sneak into a person whom I hate's house, shoot one in the fridge, go home, and shoot the other in my toilet.
Take that!
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