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TuffGhost wrote:

stay in school kids

Until your thirties, kids!

helltank wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

I go to a Gr 1-12 public school.

List of weird things:

1. The first graders swear, like sailors.

2. My phys teacher is 14 years older than me. And he's awesome.

3. This 10th grader called Ashton stole all the money from the school safe, they caught him, locked him in a classroom and yet he still wasn't expelled.

4. Our music teacher turns on Teletubbies on the classes TV when he doesn't have work to give us. Apperently he thinks its in with the kids these days.

5. Everyone says I have a accent! They have ones DUH!

6. Theres this 2nd grader called Luca who looks like his teeth were ripped out and plastered back in by a shark, that keeps stalking me.

7. The science teacher's aim in life is to teach us EVERYTHING about bodily changes and er- reproduction.

8. When watch the science teacher's videos, we oddly enough DON'T get seperated. Its not very funny when the chicks in class turn and look at me like this ◕_◕
Its not like I'm ugly or anything, in fact I'm one of the only 3 dudes that don't have acne.

9. The fact that the teachers join in when there's a food fight is disturbing. Shouldn't they stop it?

10. You'd be hard pressed to find a girl in 12th grade who ISN'T pregnant.

11. Drug abuse(I ain't talking 'bout the kids)

12. Kids who consider they are 'gansta' stab people with pencils.

13. Not surprisingly, we get visits from the police every Wednesday.

14. Atleast we have a good teaching department 

Your school is awesome.

Number 11 is a lie 

But the rest are true, so yeah, my school is awesome.

sanddude wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

I go to a Gr 1-12 public school.

List of weird things:

1. The first graders swear, like sailors.

2. My phys teacher is 14 years older than me. And he's awesome.

3. This 10th grader called Ashton stole all the money from the school safe, they caught him, locked him in a classroom and yet he still wasn't expelled.

4. Our music teacher turns on Teletubbies on the classes TV when he doesn't have work to give us. Apperently he thinks its in with the kids these days.

5. Everyone says I have a accent! They have ones DUH!

6. Theres this 2nd grader called Luca who looks like his teeth were ripped out and plastered back in by a shark, that keeps stalking me.

7. The science teacher's aim in life is to teach us EVERYTHING about bodily changes and er- reproduction.

8. When watch the science teacher's videos, we oddly enough DON'T get seperated. Its not very funny when the chicks in class turn and look at me like this ◕_◕
Its not like I'm ugly or anything, in fact I'm one of the only 3 dudes that don't have acne.

9. The fact that the teachers join in when there's a food fight is disturbing. Shouldn't they stop it?

10. You'd be hard pressed to find a girl in 12th grade who ISN'T pregnant.

11. Drug abuse(I ain't talking 'bout the kids)

12. Kids who consider they are 'gansta' stab people with pencils.

13. Not surprisingly, we get visits from the police every Wednesday.

14. Atleast we have a good teaching department 

Whoa.

I know right? Its awesome!

PS. Number 11 is a lie(can possibly be true. Mr. Kahler does look like a happy druggie) 

degscratcher wrote:

svinnik wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

no they're made out of soybeans

So you can eat your forks? Also use proper grammar.

i haz good graamir skillz can not you tel?
if u tink i aint got no graamir skillz you has no brainz.

i tink i does haz brainzy tingy

My homeroom teacher whenever I see her is eating lima beans. It's weird.

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

degscratcher wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

No, it's not weird...for the public school system.


They're just warped.


That's why I trust private schools more.

Except for the fact that all private schools go too easy on kids. XD Plus, at my public school, they all treat you like collage kids no matter what grade you are in... not as in difficulty but really how they treat you. They expect people to be more mature, and usually they are after going there. Seriously... it's such a nice school, they aren't too strict or too careless... it's just plain AWESOME compared to private school.

WRONG!! EVERY time I forget my friday folder, my teacher hits me on the head with THE WHOLE FREAKING STACK OF THEM. And 24 layers of cardboard hitting your head at about 3 MPH does NOT feel great. And I ONCE tried to help someone with with a math problem. WHAP goes the math textbook, on my head. She hit me on the part of my head which shelters the part of the brain that helps you stay focused. THAT doesn't help, and I might be getting diagnosed with ADD. Geez, THAT seems like a good reason to hit someone on the head. I hate school.

I think you could report that teacher to the police for child abuse.

Probably a good idea.

agscratcher wrote:

No, it's not weird...for the public school system.


They're just warped.


That's why I trust private schools more.

And that's why I learn on my computer at home, so I can play tons of online games and mess around on MS Paint. Just kidding, but I did do that on the first days of online school..

My school is pretty cool. Except for my Math teacher. I hate her. I don't have time to tell the story...unless someone wants me to tell the story... though i doubt it.

I am seeing some pretty messed up things in these schools.

Pregnant in school? That's messed up.
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Ganstas? Oh we have some fraud "Gangstas" who think they are cool. They are not.

Abusive teachers? Get to the social services choppa!

Nonseparated erm... classes... not right

My school is like ten times better then some of the schools out there i guess...

Swearing small children? Kids these days man... they know too much for their age.

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Nexstudent wrote:

My school is pretty cool. Except for my Math teacher. I hate her. I don't have time to tell the story...unless someone wants me to tell the story... though i doubt it.

I am seeing some pretty messed up things in these schools.

Pregnant in school? That's messed up.
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Ganstas? Oh we have some fraud "Gangstas" who think they are cool. They are not.

Abusive teachers? Get to the social services choppa!

Nonseparated erm... classes... not right

My school is like ten times better then some of the schools out there i guess...

Swearing small children? Kids these days man... they know too much for their age.

My school is still pretty fun.

We even get entertainment every break when some 11th graders have a barney.

Its like watching WWE.

littletonkslover wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

A weird thing in my school is the lunches. They've started to put Hostess cupcakes and other unhealthy deserts into our everyday lunches. Don't they care about our health at ALL? Or childhood obesity? Or Michelle Obama's speech on the organization about how to solve it? Or Jamie Oliver's food revolution???????? I'm glad I bring my own lunch. 

at our school we have soybean forks


what


well this is a farming community in Minnesota

..............................How is that even possible?    OK, you beat me in the weirdness department.