Scratch

rufflebee wrote:

what did the right shoe say to the left shoe?

we're both shoes

YAYZ

blazerv82 wrote:

Mine is a very dirty joke.

The boy fell in the mud.

That is very dirty indeed 

Ok, all the decent jokes I know are inside jokes...

werdna123 wrote:

Here's one were the audience groans at the end:

A species of snake are becoming endangered so a man asks them how he can help. They ask him to cut down some trees and bring them two them. The man is confused but does as they'd asked. When he brings the wood to them he finally asks "But why do you need wood?" "Oh," replies the snake, "we're adders. We need logs to multiply.

If they're adders, why are they dealing with exponents?

What goes dot-dot-dot-I'm sorry-dash-dash-dash-I'm sorry?
































Remorse code.

Why did the chicken cross the ro-

ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

I know heaps of funny jokes, but they're all dirty/blonde/racist jokes. I'm not terribly sure the Mods would be happy about me posting them... 

a man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

So, there's a kid named Billy at school. 

The teacher asks: " Tell me the first five letters of the ABC's." "Uhhh... I don't know them." Said Billy. "Well go study them!"


So, he went home to his mom, who was on the phone, and asked: "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"    "SHUTUP!" Yelled Billy's mom.



Then, he went to his sister, who was listening to music. "Sally, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" Billy asked.    "Uh-huh. Oh-yea. Uh-huh. Oh-yea. She said listening to music.




After that, Billy went to his brother, who was watching TV. He asked: "Sam, what's the third letter of the alphabet?"    "Dun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun, BAT-MAN!" Sam yelled.



Then, he went to his dad, who was taking out the trash. "Dad, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"   "In the trash can, in the trash can!" Said his dad, throwing the bag in the can.


Finally, he went to his neighbor's house, who was cooking burgers.

Billy asked: "Mr. Thompson, what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?"    " Honey, mah buns are burnin!" Mr. Thompson said.

Billy went back to school.


"I know the ABC's!" "Okay. Please say them." The teacher said.


"SHUTUP!" Billy said.


"*GASP* Do you want to go to the office, Mr.?"


"Uh-huh, Oh-yea. Uh-huh, Oh-yea." Billy said.

He went to the office.



"Who sent you here?" Asked the principle.
"Dun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun, BAT-MAN!"

"Where do you live?"
"In the trash can, in the trash can!"

"Do you wanna get a spanking?!"

The principle spanked him right on his bottom.


"Honey, mah buns are burnin!" Billy said.

Last edited by slapperbob (2011-02-22 16:24:09)

Once, there was a man that loved cheezburgers.

And he also loved cats.

And the cats loved cheezburgers.

But then he hated cats after they stole his website.

Then he loved mice, cause mice hate cats, and he hate cats too.

But then mice ate all of cheez in cheezburger.

So he hat mice too.

Den he love buffalos, for a reason that I don't know of.

But then buffalo ate socks.

And he love buffalo, cause socks were tight and he were trying to get socks off all day.

But then, he noticed the buffalo had ears like cat, and turns out buffalo was cat in costume cause Halloween.

So he love cat again, cause he ate socks.

THE END.

Moral: Always let cheezburger kitty eat tight sock.

blazerv82 wrote:

Mine is a very dirty joke.

The boy fell in the mud.

did you take this from my dirty jokes TBG thread :o
anyways my best joke
well my best is inappropriate bu tmy second-best is okay
knock knock
who's there
no one
oh ok

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!