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militarydudes wrote:

Well, what would you rather they do? We came terrifyingly close to another terrorist attack a few weeks ago. A terrorist could be anyone. People don't suspiciously speed into a CIA parking lot often. You can never be too safe.

I mean it took them 30 minutes to figure out that she wasn't a threat.

Though driving into the CIA should not have been so easy. 

mariobrosrule wrote:

illusionist wrote:

She doesn't even look like a threat, I can tell you that. 

Hahaha lol. That made my day 

Oh, I hope not. O_o

svinnik wrote:

illusionist wrote:

My older cousin works for a bakery that makes really fancy cakes, and once she was delivering them to a party when...

WRONG TURN

She enters a CIA building.

30 people rush out with guns pointed at her car, accusing her of being a terrorist, a spy, a drunkard, a drug dealer, etc.

The CIA is soooo intelligent, it took them half an hour to figure out that she was not a threat.

She doesn't even look like a threat, I can tell you that. 

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What strokes of genius have you witnessed in authority figures?
I think that incident was a winner though. 

True story.

When I heard that Bush choked on a snack and had bruises on his face, I laughed.

That deserves the Nobel prize.

This shows that governments around the worlds are hiring people with an IQ of H

illusionist wrote:

My older cousin works for a bakery that makes really fancy cakes, and once she was delivering them to a party when...

WRONG TURN

She enters a CIA building.

30 people rush out with guns pointed at her car, accusing her of being a terrorist, a spy, a drunkard, a drug dealer, etc.

The CIA is soooo intelligent, it took them half an hour to figure out that she was not a threat.

She doesn't even look like a threat, I can tell you that. 

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What strokes of genius have you witnessed in authority figures?
I think that incident was a winner though. 

True story.

You overlooked one important factor Illusionist: people are elaborate in their terror schemes these days. She could've had anything in her van. Heck, there could've been a bomb in the cake   

Don't forget about the seemingly ordinary guy who hid a bomb in his underwear or how Al Qaida tried to ship a bomb to Chicago.


@svinnik: He choked on a pretzel to be exact 

Last edited by steppenwulf (2010-11-14 18:21:48)

illusionist wrote:

steppenwulf wrote:

illusionist wrote:

My older cousin works for a bakery that makes really fancy cakes, and once she was delivering them to a party when...

WRONG TURN

She enters a CIA building.

30 people rush out with guns pointed at her car, accusing her of being a terrorist, a spy, a drunkard, a drug dealer, etc.

The CIA is soooo intelligent, it took them half an hour to figure out that she was not a threat.

She doesn't even look like a threat, I can tell you that. 

---

What strokes of genius have you witnessed in authority figures?
I think that incident was a winner though. 

True story.

You overlooked one important factor Illusionist: people are elaborate in their terror schemes these days. She could've had anything in her van. Heck, there could've been a bomb in the cake   

Don't forget about the seemingly ordinary guy who hid a bomb in his underwear or how Al Qaida tried to ship a bomb to Chicago.


@svinnik: He choked on a pretzel to be exact 

I could search a car, a cousin, and a cake in 2 minutes. 

Yes me too and there where 30 people. 

Last edited by poopo (2010-11-14 18:31:48)

illusionist wrote:

steppenwulf wrote:

illusionist wrote:

My older cousin works for a bakery that makes really fancy cakes, and once she was delivering them to a party when...

WRONG TURN

She enters a CIA building.

30 people rush out with guns pointed at her car, accusing her of being a terrorist, a spy, a drunkard, a drug dealer, etc.

The CIA is soooo intelligent, it took them half an hour to figure out that she was not a threat.

She doesn't even look like a threat, I can tell you that. 

---

What strokes of genius have you witnessed in authority figures?
I think that incident was a winner though. 

True story.

You overlooked one important factor Illusionist: people are elaborate in their terror schemes these days. She could've had anything in her van. Heck, there could've been a bomb in the cake   

Don't forget about the seemingly ordinary guy who hid a bomb in his underwear or how Al Qaida tried to ship a bomb to Chicago.


@svinnik: He choked on a pretzel to be exact 

I could search a car, a cousin, and a cake in 2 minutes. 

But they would have to search all of the compartments the van. If something happened (say your cousin was a terrorist, but not saying she is lol) wouldn't you feel dumb saying, "well it only took two minutes to search the van." They have to search every compartment, the cousin(which probably included a metal scan), the cake, and  question the cousin, to be absolutely sure that there is no threat. It isn't everyday someone drives a bakery van into a government building 

12three wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

This shows that governments around the worlds are hiring people with an IQ of H

^

steppenwulf wrote:

illusionist wrote:

steppenwulf wrote:

But they would have to search all of the compartments the van. If something happened (say your cousin was a terrorist, but not saying she is lol) wouldn't you feel dumb saying, "well it only took two minutes to search the van." They have to search every compartment, the cousin(which probably included a metal scan), the cake, and  question the cousin, to be absolutely sure that there is no threat. It isn't everyday someone drives a bakery van into a government building 

Still, 30 people won't all look in the exact same place for 30 minutes. 

and why was it so easy to get in? 

True, but they probably wanted to be extra careful, even though it shouldn't take that long.

Why was it so easy to get in? That's my question    They can haz gate with keypad?

Maybe they forget the code too often. 

well youre looking at someone whos emigrating for sure
freedom is pretty cool until until being a resident there makes you look like an idiot

militarydudes wrote:

I currently have legal access to every Air Force base in the country, and I know some easy ways a terrorist could sneak a bomb on base, an it scares me.

Umm...do you really?

fullmoon wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

I currently have legal access to every Air Force base in the country, and I know some easy ways a terrorist could sneak a bomb on base, an it scares me.

Umm...do you really?

Yes, yes I do. I'm a cadet in the Civil Air Patrol, and every cadet is issued an ID card, which grant's free pass to the base.

Last edited by militarydudes (2010-11-14 20:12:03)