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#1 2010-10-04 20:32:07

emilypie
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I wrote a poem! :D

Yeah...scratch wasn't working, so i posted it in the forums because HNP wanted to see it. ^^ it got a super high grade. i just had to bleep my teachers names. sorry, safety thing. ^^ anywho...enjoy!  big_smile

A Math Problem

One plus one times six times five,
Divided by three plus four minus two,
I wonder how much longer I can stay alive,
But I don’t know about you.

Plus nine times six divided by X *sigh*
Minus three times one-hundred-and-seven,
I think very soon I’m gonna die!
Divided by eight times eight plus eleven.

Times sixty-two plus 6/13 *cries!*
Minus 3.141592654, isn’t that pi?
All this math is burning my eyes!
I hope this problem’s soon coming to a tie!

Only half and hour left of math, I have music next, don’t I?
But this piece was for writing I thought,
All I hope is that the time isn’t a lie,
And I can get the freedom I sought.

I hate that word, you know, “sought”
But it was the only thing I could think of that would rhyme,
With the word thought --
--OMG! Look at the time!

OK, quick now, let’s get back to the equation,
I must finish it before class comes to an end,
I just found some more information,
Like X=37.

X plus three minus twenty-two,
This problem is as large as the sea,
This problem seems the opposite of new,
And I hope you notice Ms. -------, I just used a hyperbole and simile.


Finally I’m done,
The answer’s 240.6820697.
I am number one!
I can’t believe I finished it before going to heaven.

Now you’ve heard my Tale of Woe,
And you’ve felt my sadness,
Maybe you teachers should think before you go,
And give us problems like madness.

Well, now that you see how much I hate math,
I guess I’ll see you later,
Ms. ----- will feel my wrath,
‘cause I used a calculator.

i wrote this when i was in 6th grade, btw~!

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#2 2010-10-04 20:33:11

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

Nice poem...

It deserves the grade it got.


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#3 2010-10-04 20:35:03

emilypie
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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

iCode-747 wrote:

Nice poem...

It deserves the grade it got.

thanks! ^^...


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#4 2010-10-04 21:31:35

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

awesome


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#5 2010-10-04 23:30:34

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

Nice, but wouldn't reading Pi and the result make the verses ridiculously long?  hmm


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#6 2010-10-04 23:48:14

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

A plus!  big_smile

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#7 2010-10-05 00:06:11

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

Really awesome poem. That last stanza about using a calculator made me laugh.  lol


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#8 2010-10-05 08:33:22

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

Wow! Good job! I would never write a poem bout math, but thaz just me... Itz GREAT!!! You have a talent! Maybe u should make projects for ur poemz like i did!!

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#9 2010-10-05 08:45:27

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

Hey! That's really good! I didn't read it all because it's quite long, but I can see you did an excellent job!  big_smile

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#10 2010-10-05 12:09:41

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

That's so cool!

An epic poem by emilypie,
I'm not too bad but I can't lie,
I could never do that,
I dunno about Pi,
But now I'm gonna hug a cat.

Ha. 2-minute poem by me. It's rubbish  smile


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#11 2010-10-05 15:57:51

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

That's so cool!

An epic poem by emilypie,
I'm not too bad but I can't lie,
I could never do that,
I dunno about Pi,
But now I'm gonna hug a cat.

Ha. 2-minute poem by me. It's rubbish  smile

ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT WAS THE BESTEST POEM IN THE WORLD

And Emily's is the bestest one in the universe  cool


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#12 2010-10-05 16:09:23

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

JeanTheFox wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

That's so cool!

An epic poem by emilypie,
I'm not too bad but I can't lie,
I could never do that,
I dunno about Pi,
But now I'm gonna hug a cat.

Ha. 2-minute poem by me. It's rubbish  smile

ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT WAS THE BESTEST POEM IN THE WORLD

And Emily's is the bestest one in the universe  cool

Aw thanks!! And emilypie is EPIC!

JeanTheFox,
Messin with Scratch blocks
Makin an EPIC game
That is amazing
And two are never the same.
Bacon.

I just randomly made that up - do you even MAKE games?!  tongue


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#13 2010-10-05 16:10:00

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Aw thanks!! And emilypie is EPIC!

JeanTheFox,
Messin with Scratch blocks
Makin an EPIC game
That is amazing
And two are never the same.
Bacon.

I just randomly made that up - do you even MAKE games?!  tongue

I have one.  tongue

And I did try to mess with Scratch blocks. I ended up making the Broadcast and wait () seconds block  big_smile

I can give you the location and code; but without Javascript, it doesn't work online, so someone has to download the project to run the script  smile

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#14 2010-10-05 16:16:22

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

alexrox11 wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Aw thanks!! And emilypie is EPIC!

JeanTheFox,
Messin with Scratch blocks
Makin an EPIC game
That is amazing
And two are never the same.
Bacon.

I just randomly made that up - do you even MAKE games?!  tongue

I have one.  tongue

And I did try to mess with Scratch blocks. I ended up making the Broadcast and wait () seconds block  big_smile

I can give you the location and code; but without Javascript, it doesn't work online, so someone has to download the project to run the script  smile

So you're jeanthefox!


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#15 2010-10-05 16:24:59

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

alexrox11 wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Aw thanks!! And emilypie is EPIC!

JeanTheFox,
Messin with Scratch blocks
Makin an EPIC game
That is amazing
And two are never the same.
Bacon.

I just randomly made that up - do you even MAKE games?!  tongue

I have one.  tongue

And I did try to mess with Scratch blocks. I ended up making the Broadcast and wait () seconds block  big_smile

I can give you the location and code; but without Javascript, it doesn't work online, so someone has to download the project to run the script  smile

So you're jeanthefox!

Didn't you read the signature?  tongue

If you mean that I'm Alex, no. I'm not her.  tongue

She just gave me the account  smile

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#16 2010-10-05 17:06:26

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

technoguyx wrote:

Nice, but wouldn't reading Pi and the result make the verses ridiculously long?  hmm

yeah, but i only used the first 10 numbers of pi.  big_smile


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#17 2010-10-06 09:29:35

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Re: I wrote a poem! :D

JeanTheFox wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

alexrox11 wrote:


I have one.  tongue

And I did try to mess with Scratch blocks. I ended up making the Broadcast and wait () seconds block  big_smile

I can give you the location and code; but without Javascript, it doesn't work online, so someone has to download the project to run the script  smile

So you're jeanthefox!

Didn't you read the signature?  tongue

If you mean that I'm Alex, no. I'm not her.  tongue

She just gave me the account  smile

Not until after the post. A d'oh moment.  tongue

Wow! More rhyming!

JeanTheFox is Alexrox
She messes about with the Scratch Blocks
Yay I got a box!
Of bacon.

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