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A man lives in a one story house. Everything is yellow. The fridge is yellow. The TV is yellow. The couch is yellow.
What color are the stairs?

(This is the ONLY brainteaser you are GUARANTEED to get wrong.)

RedRocker227 wrote:

There's nothing wrong with it, making the statement false, making the statement true, making the statement false, etc.

It's not a statement, it's a question.  DERP.
@MBA
It doesn't have stairs, so, brown, because the would-be stairs are made from wood, and wood is generally brownish.   
@Aidan
Outposted, and you're the best... at being you.

Last edited by Firedrake969 (2012-10-19 15:11:03)

Not all basements have to have stairs. You never specified that they were the basement stairs, therefore leading me to wonder if there were stairs, but possibly fell over on the side, or maybe even that the stairs were in an alternate universe.

1. So-and-so's mom asked if so-and-so took out the trash, and so-and-so said yes. What was the one definite sign that so-and-so was lying?

2. So-and-so is at it again. Mom asked them the same thing, and so-and-so said, "Yes, I look at the moon every single night." How did Mom know that so-and-so was lying?

Firedrake969 wrote:

@MBA
Nope, there's an elevator. xDDDDDDD

I hate you. 

(jk)

Last edited by mythbusteranimator (2012-10-19 16:07:07)

Nothing.
(I heard that one today, if I am corrent.)

This is a riddle. What is a candy rhyming with riddle?

@luigi: skittles
@fire: 8 days

I know a good one. 

Imagine you are inside a room. This room is a box. This room is indestructible; that is to say, no force in the universe, known or unknown, could even scratch its surface. There are no doors or windows in this room. You have no tools or equipment. You only have the clothes on your back, which are of no help in this casenario. How do you escape?

EDIT: Heh heh, I'm such a ninja. :3

Last edited by Cozyhut3 (2012-10-19 18:40:23)

This one only works when you say it out loud

There were 26 wolves and 28 sheep. How many didn't?

You are 3000 feet underground and you must die.
Electric Chair or Aligator Pit? You choose.
You can escape alive.
Which one and why?

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door
The king of lions calls an animal meeting.  Which animal doesn't go?
The elephant:  He's stuck in your fridge!
You have to swim across a river that crocodiles live in, and you MUST swim, not do anything else.  What do you do?
Swim:  The crocs are at the meeting.
HIGHLIGHT FOR ANSWERS

Firedrake969 wrote:

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door
The king of lions calls an animal meeting.  Which animal doesn't go?
The elephant:  He's stuck in your fridge!
You have to swim across a river that crocodiles live in, and you MUST swim, not do anything else.  What do you do?
Swim:  The crocs are at the meeting.
HIGHLIGHT FOR ANSWERS

there's a better version that goes as follows;

There is a flying airplane with 5 bricks inside it. One brick falls out. How many bricks are left?
What are the three steps to putting a deer in the fridge?
What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
It's the king of the lion's birthday. He throws a large party. All of the animals are there except one. Who is it?
An elderly woman comes to a crocodile infested river. She has no option but to wade across. She crosses perfectly unharmed. How?
When she reaches the far bank, she dies. How? (tricky kind of question!)