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#51 2012-05-10 02:18:25

NeilWest
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Re: Programming Jokes

PAINT.NET: Precise And Incredibly Not Trying.Never Ever Try

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#52 2012-05-10 02:22:22

NeilWest
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Re: Programming Jokes

My dad once said to me:

"If your girlfriend ever offers you either a 0.0000001th of a cake or a 0.00001th of cake, take the 0.00001th of a cake and then dump her."

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#53 2012-05-12 22:42:43

scratchisthebest
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Re: Programming Jokes

JinnOfTheGale wrote:

I got one:

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who realized this is actually trinary.


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#54 2012-05-14 17:30:25

wolvesstar97
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Re: Programming Jokes

My mom told me to put away cans of Sprite and I said "Do you want me to put sounds and costumes away too?" XD


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#55 2012-05-14 17:50:48

tailskirbyyoshifan
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Re: Programming Jokes

Modem: ModeratorDemoderaror


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#56 2012-05-14 17:59:04

GLaDOS2
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Re: Programming Jokes

tailskirbyyoshifan wrote:

Modem: ModeratorDemoderaror

iseewhatyoudidthere


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#57 2012-05-14 18:07:02

tailskirbyyoshifan
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Re: Programming Jokes

GLaDOS2 wrote:

tailskirbyyoshifan wrote:

Modem: ModeratorDemoderaror

iseewhatyoudidthere

Yup! Modem actually stands for ModulatorDemodulator.


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