I'm Superman.
I was born on a different planet.
The planet was in a galaxy.
The galaxy was far far away.
Since it was far far away, that means one thing.
Star Wars = Illuminati Confirmed.

I'm working on these:
Defeating this troll face
Defeating Joker
Defeating Lex Luthor
Confirming that @Hobson-TV is my actual "Bro."