Hiya there! *Does curtsy with dreadlocks made out of hay.* I am Fragal the Bagal! I like Bagal. And NO not bagel, but BAGAL. *Starts to windmill 3 foot nose hairs.* Oh yeah, this is how I make money!

Solar-Powered Nose Hairs. TM. DDS. I am also a dentist but without certification! That's how good I am!! *Does the cop car shuffle.*

UPDATE** I JUST GOT SWIRLIED ON SHARK TANK! *Wipes eyes with toe*