I'm just a corroding piece of metal.
I love taking showers in anti-rust paint!
To take a bite of food, I need to apply 100 layers of WD-40 for one bite!
It's a pretty sad life for the old metal piece

Slowly devising a master plan to rust the human race's computers and wifi wires away to assert TOTAL DOMINATION!
Just kidding.
Or am I?
Donations of anti-rust paint will be appreciated, and WD-40 too!