ₕₑₗₗₒ, ᵢ ₐₘ ₐ bₒy, ᵢ wₐₙₜ ₜₒ wₐₜcₕ ₐₙᵢₘₑ bᵤₜ ₘy ₚₐᵣₑₙₜₛ ₐᵣₑ ₛₜᵣᵢcₜ. ᵢ ₕₐᵥₑ ₉ cₕᵢcₖₑₙₛ, ₁ ₚᵢg ₐₙd ₐ dₒg. ᵢ ₐₘ ₛₜᵣₐᵢgₕₜ, ₐₙd ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ cₒᵤₙₜᵣy ₘᵤₛᵢc. F₄F? ₛᵤᵣₑ! ₛcₐᵣₑd ₒf ₛₚᵢdₑᵣₛ.

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