Oh, hello! Its-a me, Mario! I'm-a an Italian plumber! Imma on Scratch! Sadly, my brother Luigi didn't want to-a join. Mama mia! But-a still, at-a least I'm on Scratch!

Trying to take down-a Bowser... but he always manages to slip-a away!
I'm not-a really Italian, but-a Italian-American. I created this account-a while vacationing in Italy!