Jim Moriarty, hi! I really make such a fleeting impression?
-Consulting Criminal☠
-Get Sherl☻ck

In a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown...♛

Nobody appreciates the Christmas jumpers that I’m regifting and frankly, I’m hurt.

My hobbies include making people uncomfortable and blowing things up.


Just Stayin’ Alive...