Hello, Scratch! Beware my all-powerful wrath!
I am here to gain ultimate internet popularity!
And with that STUPID hedgehog posting memes on his Twitter account, I actually have a CHANCE this time!!!

i wonder if there's any ham in the freezer...

WHY DID I WRITE THAT??? ARGGHH! HOW DO DELETE ON THIS THING? IT'S JUST NOT LIKE THE CONTROLS ON THE GENESIS.