Welcome, Welcome, find a seat.
How has your day been, Okay, Okay, that's interesting.
How did you find your self here? YOU WHAT?
OKAY, WERE NOT GOING THERE!
Next question. DANG, that went too far...

Take One!
"Alright, is this working"
"Hello- Do we need to redo?"
Take Two!
"Hello ladies and gentlemen and anyone else, I will now announce, the new, and improved-"
"Wait am I allowed to say?"