I don't care who you are. I'm following you until I follow 50,000 people.

I look to FOLLOW people, not to GET followers. Do not follow this account under any circumstances. (I'm joking.)

I'm not actually sure what the world record is, but I think 50,000 is enough. If that's just too easy, I'll do 100,000. And so on. Until I stop

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