I'm Velvette
Pleasure to meet you
I have a cane and a phone.
Charlie is a bird
I sl @pped lots of people
Laugh at my jokes or I will sl @pp you
55 people who laughed at my jokes
Selfie time!

25% of the world thinks HH is stupid.
70% just don't care.
5% would throw every HH tape at them and yell “YOU HAVE OFFENDED THE MIGHTY LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR!”
Put this on your page if you’re the 5%