"I hate everyone and everything. Except for Malachitemural. Mal is awesome."

[ "[]" = out of character ]
[ TSS joke account, @Neverwishing]
[ Call her Syzy if you're close. She/her. ]

"Telling everyone my controversial opinions."

"If you so much as dare touch Mal I will tie you up to a chair and bind your hands and feet so you can't move and then slowly saw off your head." [/j]