I have been in Mother Russia for whole life. It is amazing. YOU GET TO DRINK VODKA ALL DAY IF YOU 10 OR OLDER! (Not really you have to be 18 or older to drink in Mother Russia)

Getting out of Mother Russia. My mother says "Это лучшая страна в мире" (It is bestest country in world"
But it is not. And yes she says bestest even in Russian.