Hi. I live on an asteroid made of balsamic vinegar and eat only pretzels. I have never told anyone this, but I am terrified of hay bales. I have never told anyone that because it is not true. ------->

I like to make zucchinis from mashed potato, and i love to make life-size replicas of famous landmarks out of sticky tape and luck. I draw whatever because it fun. I am an armadillo. with a BACKSTORY!