Hello, hello hello?

I'm Scott.

I hate my job. Trust me. You'd hate it too if you were me.

I am fully aware that my head is a phone.

T̸h̸i̶s̴ ̵i̴s̵ ̵a̴ ̶c̶r̸y̷ ̸f̸o̷r̸ ̵h̶e̵l̶p̴.̶

Making sure that nobody dies outside of the saferoom.

That's against the rules.

You'll be fired.