I AM THE REAL PHIL SWIFT WORKING FOR FLEXTAPE™

I like to saw boats in half and then FLEXTAPE™ it together again.

My heart's been broken many times. The only thing that fixes it is FLEXTAPE™.

My business friends who promote my brand:

@mynameisrickastely
@GRANDPA_IS_THE_BEST
@AnthonyKiedis
@Anthony-Kiedis (There's apparently 2)
@-Kurt_Cobain-
@NOTKOKICHIOMA
@Peter_Pumpkin_Eater