I am a 77 year old dog who wants to be a book when he grows up. In my spare time I sniff my computer. I am awful at math and enjoy jumping over the moon with the cow's toe.

My bro wrote that. ;-;

Shoutout to @filly3000, @NoNinjiYashi, and @wishsteria, the winners of my DMC! (Thanks to @filly3000 for it as my PFP!)

432 Eyeballs STARING AT ME...

That's followers. Just so you know. Not actual eyeballs that are staring at me. xD

Call me Pez. ;)