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Hey-o! Maskedcoyote here, the world's most undetectable and feline-eating coyote! Drop in to say hi!
Oh, you're a cat? Don't worry, if you're my friend I won't eat you...yet >:)

See that purple button? If ya hit it, ya get a free cookie. Don't believe me? *summons cookie* BAM! Don't like cookies? Aw, well you can have a free-*boop*!