Hey, I’m Karmen.
No, not Carmen Sandiego.
My brother is Newt.
No, not Newt Scamandar-
This is just one of @-Shio- ‘s alt accounts, for situations like if I get muted on that account.
Hah, I’m loaded—

Being a better person in general and not hogging all the hover-bike fuel-





That might be a lie-







You really can’t believe anything-



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YOu cAmE fOr nOthIng, HhAhAhhH