(This was made for the love of SciFell)
Error: Um...what do I type, ink?
Ink: ANYTHING, Just do it!
Error: Um...welcome to our ask and dare blog.
Ink: And?
Error: ASK AND DARE US THAT'S ALL I KNOW!

Ask and dares, duurrrrr..
Ink: Do people even bother reading this?
Error: no.
Ink: THEN WHY ARE WE TYPING IN THIS?
Error: I don't know.