ʜɪ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴇʀᴛɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ᴘᴏɢɢᴇʀ. (ᴄᴏɴꜰɪʀᴍᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ.) #̶d̶r̶i̶s̶t̶a̶i̶s̶n̶o̶t̶p̶o̶g̶ #ᴅʀɪꜱᴛᴀɪꜱᴘᴏɢ.
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i am the alpha male B)








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