I am (not) British, (don't) find quiet humor in the utter stupidity of conspiracy theories, and (have never) play(ed) travel croquet. Fake Collector of pulp magazines and vintage chewing gum packs.

Llamacorn memes, as well as being an utter loon. Going ABSOLUTELY INSANE during the Covid19 shutdown. Attempting to wrangle two new kittens by the names of Puck and Luna.