I am a very sweet cat. I live with a brute whose name is Buster Cat The Rat. Don't look at me. No, not like that. Look at me. No, never mind. Oh my god!

Running away now...

Mostly I try to sleep in odd places and sometimes, if you are still enough, your face. My fur travels to all kinds of exotic places: up your nose, under the piano to live with the wild marbles...