- The dread pirate Blackbeard, who else?
- Current status: in love.
- Captain of the Revenge.
- You are not allowed to call me Ed.
- Or Edward.
- Or Eddie.
- Or Mr. Teach.
- Or anything else.
- Kiddin

- Loving a certain gentleman pirate.
- Helping Jim get revenge.
- Plotting and scheming against Izzy (jk, love that fella, seriously tho I do Not!).
- I am definitely not cis so just use any pronouns