I am your local ancient peepaw (burntrap is not my character he is from steel-wool studios)

Vanny why did you force me to do this? I just want my carpet powder bath.

(Comment borb on meh profile??)

my local grampa quotes/jokes:

“VANNY WHERE IS MY CARPET POWDER BATH?!”

“Can I have my powdered coke?”

“I need my cane”

“VANNY THERES A PIPE LEAK!”

“I hate this aisle”

“WORM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”