ιғ נυяαѕ ιnтrιgυeѕ yoυ, wнy noт ғollow тнe тrυтн? ғιnd мe тo ĸnow мe; ι aм ғoяever. мy locaтιon and naмe are тнe ғιrѕт clυeѕ, тнoυgн тнey are noт wнaт ι ĸnow yoυ wιll eхpecт...

Discover my true identity, my main account, and you will have solved the hardest puzzle on Scratch. There isn't a prize (beyond your knowledge that you are an incredibly clever problem-solver.)