Scratch

This was a triumph!
I'm making a grade here
Huge 96
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Math class
We divide what we must, because we can
For the good of all our grades
Except for last year's.
But there's no sense leaving a fraction topheavy
You just keep reducing til' it's prime
And the math gets done and you get a neat grade for the report card that is YOUR GRADES.

I'm not even annoyed.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my mind and bored me.
And tore my backpack to pieces.
When I didn't have my work at all.
As I got a bad grade it made me mad because I was upset about MY GRADES.
Now these points of grading make a beautiful line
Grades are closing and vacation's on time
So I'm glad I got a grade, think of all the time we lost
for my MATH GRADES.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I'd prefer to work inside.
Maybe you'll find some other teacher.
Maybe Professor Archimedes
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Ayways these grades are great
They're way bigger than 80.
Look at me still talking when there's math to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've calculations to be run, there is averaging to be done on the grades of YOUR REPORT CARD.
And believe me your grades are good.
Your grades are doing good and they're high.
Your grades will be doing good and they'll be high.
Grades will be high.
Grades will be high.


(sung to tune of Still Alive)