Scratch

I am magically teleported to another dimension to save myself from the implosion of the universe.

i catch the knife that got thrown at me and use it to eat my steak dinner. Then i blow up djm111 with a nuclear bomb

djm111 was already dead from the implosion of the universe.


But he rises back as a zombie to heckle you all.

*pulls out knife and fork*

BRAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

djm11s grenade went off, and your legs are gone. i lost my legs too from being too close to you.

Last edited by keroro645 (2009-03-06 17:07:21)

I then become a zombie, and I eat keroro645's brain. After that I drink a potion that transforms me back into a person. I kill bosox397 with a dart I throw into his head.

suddenly my hideout appears, but it is invisible so you still have never seen my hideout! my hideout rotates and moves around until into position, it charges something...
The ion particle beam is fired and you are all incinerated into nothingness, not even you atoms still exist

the dart ends up being a tranqualizer which i am ivincible against. so i just appear to be dead until D97 turns around then i throw him into the garbage full of toxic acid and bombs

big-bang wrote:

Luckily, atoms are made out of protons, neutrons and electrons, so these still exist. They recombine and you're back to square negative one (seeing as your insurance agent was killed in the implosion, so no money back on that hideout)

nice one!

I shoot down to the battlefield with my loyal army of 100 robots armed with psychic abilities, time altering devices, and mini ion beams

floatingmagictree wrote:

Then, I come down from the heavens with an army of 3 trillion little flying things that look like sheep and are armed with the power of imagination.

Then I shear your three trillion things that look like sheep, make a fortune selling the stuff that looks like wool, and ally with Dingdong because he hasn't reverted to zombiefication yet.

Last edited by big-bang (2009-03-06 17:29:19)

Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Stainless Steel!

what? no stainless steel can't rust that's all

Amidst the fighting, a dark figure watches unnoticed...

Last edited by boinoinoi (2009-03-07 13:01:20)

Catch all the nukes and eat them for dinner. then i flamethrower AP