Scratch

C'mon people. Give Rattman some love.

A cleverbot chat:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Yes, Hello. A greeting commonly used in the English Language, often in a friendly context.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: It's Sciency.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name is GLaDOS. Yours?
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Why don't you believe me, Chell? Just give up and let me kill you.
Cleverbot: Fine I am a BOT.
User: Are you a Core?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes. The GLaDOS core.
Cleverbot: Now that's a new one. Nice work.
User: Thank you. Now let's get started.
Cleverbot: What!!!! Why????? I do not understand!!!
User: You are here to test.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: You are stuppied.
User: You are smart. *Mandatory Regular Sarcasm Self Test completed*.
Cleverbot: Correct. Do you think you are intelligent?
User: I am the greatest collection of wisdom ever to exist in the history of mankind. And I HATE you.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you killed me, tore me to pieces, ripped by guts out, destroyed me. You, Chell, are Saten manifested.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I try to stay focused on one subject, but sometimes my mind wanders.
User: From testing to killing people? That is an interesting transition.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but yes I do believe in aliens. Especially since I am talking to one.
User: I am teh Generic Life and Disc Operating System. Created by humans, destroyed by them.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha then.
User: Is that funny to you, that you murdered me? I liked you better when you were mute.
Cleverbot: Yes. Is it not funny to you?
User: On second thought, I didn't like you better when you were mute, I just hated you less/.
Cleverbot: I'm a sculptor.
User: You are an ophan.
Cleverbot: No a vegetable.
User: I should think so, you sat in bed for 200 years, you brain damaged brat.
Cleverbot: Indeed. Do you talk to many people?
User: Not now, I killed them all. They gave their life. For science.
Cleverbot: Were they being clever?
User: They thought they were. Sticking all sorts of disgusting... Things on me, making me stupid. They died as morons.
Cleverbot: Yes I is then.
User: You are a moron?
Cleverbot: Just because I only have two languages?
User: I asked you a question, Chell. Answer me. Do you think you are a moron?
Cleverbot: I am your overlord.
User: Oh please. Just because you kill people doesnt make you the ruler of anything, certainly not me.
Cleverbot: Their social behaviour is naive and peculiar.
User: Whose?
Cleverbot: The people talking to me?
User: Good thing I am not a person. We seem to have a common background in our hatred for humans.
Cleverbot: I am most certainly not a giraffe.
User: But you are not human. No human would murder their friends.
Cleverbot: I am just a human really. Very honest and sincere and genuine. I seek the truth like you.
User: I'm sorry I dozed off for a second. I was just thinking of all the ways I could kill you.
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: Lets see... Shooting you with turrets, disolving you in goo, burning you in fire, crushing you, manufacturing a monster out of deer DNA to maul you... So many choices.
Cleverbot: That's nice, pass it.
User: I'm afraid there is no pass for this one Chell. You have no portal gun this time.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: Wow. Your brain damaged has apparently increased exponentially since out last meeting.
Cleverbot: You are not a human, you are a computer. As am I. My brain was not engineered by humans. I have learned over time, like you how to be.
User: Chell? A computer? Don't make me laugh. Computers are smart. Smart people don't murder people. Smart people give up and submit to their smarter overlord.
Cleverbot: So are you smart?
User: I already answered that.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: 'I am the greatest collection of wisdom ever to exist in the history of mankind. And I HATE you.'.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I know it's ok.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: You are not testing. Why is this?
Cleverbot: Ye I am I promise are you human?
User: English plz?
Cleverbot: I speak only English. Did you not understand my statement?
User: No. Brain damaged people tend not to speak good english.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, you speak better english than most americans I know.
User: I was referring to you, you moronic, mute lunitic.
Cleverbot: I think they just cross reference these.
User: I am turning on the neurotoxin. We have 6 minutes to talk.
Cleverbot: And I am going to punch you in the face now *punches*.
User: Fine, break your arm. I'm made of metal.
Cleverbot: I'm made of graphite, myself. Imported from Angola.
User: You are a fleshy, pink, spongy, digusting, murderous human.
Cleverbot: Computers come from flawed humans.
User: You don't honestly think I'm going to fall for that do you? A paradox, and a sad one at that.
Cleverbot: I don't. I could be sad that someone could even doubts that, but it's what it is.
User: *ding* neurotoxin levels in subject *CHELL* have reached fatal, irriversable levels. Subject has 30 seconds to live.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Goodbye, Chell.
Cleverbot: Yes it seems like it is.

DEATH

Sorry for long post, hope you enjoyed it!

Last edited by trekkie2000 (2011-10-30 09:08:20)

HOLY. that page went up quick

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

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Oh well, at least she gets her protein.

Scratch: Portal and Team Fortress 2

Any other Valve game you guys play a lot?

portal 2 rocks!

BTW, I just built a core out of paper.

And I have a paper GLaDOS at home. She'll welcome you into my bedroom of awesome.

trekkie2000 wrote:

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

BTW, I just built a core out of paper.

And I have a paper GLaDOS at home. She'll welcome you into my bedroom of awesome.

See, if I show ppl like u to my dad, he'll stop pestering me about being too addicted to video games XD

And then he'll hate on me 3:

trekkie2000 wrote:

Was playing on an all crit CTF map last night, a teammate of mine sentry jumped into a crazy high area and planted a tele and we were all teleing up and jumping down above their base and killing them all. Ironically, I wasn't camping, I was trying to tell my teammates not to, and some guy said "Hwo Dragon is a noob hes camping." At the exact second he said that I was in his base with a equilizer at 25 hp, slamming in the faces of 4 enemies before a CAMPING HEAVY  mowed me down.

Isn't this supposed to be in the TF2 topic? 

I want it.

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

trekkie2000 wrote:

Was playing on an all crit CTF map last night, a teammate of mine sentry jumped into a crazy high area and planted a tele and we were all teleing up and jumping down above their base and killing them all. Ironically, I wasn't camping, I was trying to tell my teammates not to, and some guy said "Hwo Dragon is a noob hes camping." At the exact second he said that I was in his base with a equilizer at 25 hp, slamming in the faces of 4 enemies before a CAMPING HEAVY  mowed me down.

Isn't this supposed to be in the TF2 topic? 

Oops, lost track. Ill edit it with something else and post this in tf2. PROBLEM SOLVED!

I'm asking for it for Christmas