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#1 2011-10-29 23:57:33
- Sunrise-Moon
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The Hipster Paradox
1. Everything a hipster does is automatically cool.
2. Being cool is mainstream.
3. Hipsters are not mainstream.
4. Hipsters become not cool.
5. Therefore, not being cool is cool.
Discuss paradoxes.
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#2 2011-10-30 00:00:25
#3 2011-10-30 00:16:46
- 100codelyoko
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
1. Everything a hipster does is automatically cool.
2. Being cool is mainstream.
3. Hipsters are not mainstream.
4. Hipsters become not cool.
5. Therefore, not being cool is cool.
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#5 2011-10-31 15:42:08
- Andres-Vander
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
1 is wrong, 2 is wrong, 3 is wrong, 4 is right because that's what they do, 5 is not right with most of these statements being wrong
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#6 2011-10-31 17:06:13
- shugocharafan88
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
1. Everything a hipster does is automatically cool.
2. Being cool is mainstream.
3. Hipsters are not mainstream.
4. Hipsters become not cool.
5. Therefore, not being cool is cool.
Discuss paradoxes.
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#7 2011-10-31 17:08:41
- PlutoIsHades
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
A woman sees a sign in a barber's shop. The sign says, "I shave every man who doesn't shave himself!"
The paradox: If the barber shaves every man who doesn't shave himself, who shaves the barber?
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#8 2011-10-31 17:13:03
Re: The Hipster Paradox
PlutoIsHades wrote:
A woman sees a sign in a barber's shop. The sign says, "I shave every man who doesn't shave himself!"
The paradox: If the barber shaves every man who doesn't shave himself, who shaves the barber?
His mom?
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#9 2011-10-31 17:14:03
- AtomicBawm3
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
This is a lie.
1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128...=-1
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#10 2011-11-01 12:13:44
- Andres-Vander
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
AtomicBawm3 wrote:
1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128...=-1
That's no paradox
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#11 2011-11-01 12:53:02
- rabbit1131
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
Paradox
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#12 2011-11-01 13:24:35
- Earthboundjeff
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Re: The Hipster Paradox
What happens when hipsters become mainstream? simple. Since hipsters will be mainstream, then not being a hipster is non-mainstream. Thus, hipsters and mainstreamers switch places. This is the circle of life.
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#14 2011-11-01 14:58:40
Re: The Hipster Paradox
kimmy123 wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
A woman sees a sign in a barber's shop. The sign says, "I shave every man who doesn't shave himself!"
The paradox: If the barber shaves every man who doesn't shave himself, who shaves the barber?His mom?
Himself?
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#15 2011-11-01 15:03:30
Re: The Hipster Paradox
If you guessed the answer to this question correctly, how likely are you to get it correct?
a) 50%
b) 25%
c) 0%
d) 25%
And if you think you've got it, you're wrong.
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