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Well, here is the complete Quintalogy! (I know there's four of them. That was intentional XD)

The Adventures of a Young Heroine Named... Mari Su
Fourteen-year-old Mari Su woke up one morning to discover the world's fate rested in her hands. This could not have been suggested by looking at her; she was of tall stature and her hair dark brown with natural soft purple highlights, which matched her luminous emerald orbs that shone and sparkled like two bright stars--oh, wait. I guess maybe you could tell by looking at her. Nevertheless, she was ordinary! Okay, maybe she was the most popular tenth grader ever (she'd skipped a grade)... but... but... that doesn't mean she'd suddenly get unsuspected magical powers! Oh, whoops. I've just revealed the twist. Well, never fear, reader! You'll just have to remind me not to slip up again.
     Mari Su was an excellent athlete, but she never got sweaty and gross. That would be, like, ew. After an hour's soccer practice of not missing a single catch, or whatever they do when they play soccer... this is unrelated... But it would ruin the plot if we were going to skip to when she meets seventeen-year-old Arthur, a boy with dark azure irises and black hair like a cloak of mystery, which hides the fact that his true name was Garret Stuart.
     Oh, drat!
     I've done it again, haven't I? I told you to remind me. Now that's three things I've revealed: Mari Su has unsuspected magical powers, she'd soon meet azure-eyed Arthur, and Arthur isn't Arthur at all, but Garret Stuart. I guess we can call him Gary Stu for short. The story can still go on, right? We'll continue as if this didn't happen. Shh, don't tell anyone, okay?
     Mari Su saw Gary Stu--no, Arthur--no, he's Gary Stu--but we'll call him Arthur for now--er... right! That azure-eyed, pale-skinned, dark-haired boy. He stood on the field. Unbeknowest to anyone, Gary Stu, truly a vampire--
     THIS IS YOUR FAULT! Reader, you're supposed to be reminding me! How am I to remember not to tell you Gary Stu isn't a vampire yet? You're supposed to say, "Wicki, don't tell me that Gary Stu is a vampire yet. That's something I can't know yet."
     Oh, wait.
     You know what, forget it! It got off to a bad start, but I can keep going. We'll just skip to a part in which nothing can be revealed: the end.
     Mari Su stood on the cliff's edge, her hair twirling behind her like so many ribbons. What an eventful day it had been! She watched the doom and destruction below. She had but five minutes to save the world. She was alone. After Gary Stu had fallen into the ocean full of bloodthirsty sharks--wait, no, vampires don't have blood, so how do I get rid of Gary Stu? Come to think of it, vampires can't really die at all... sooo... I can't kill off Gary Stu yet. No, it's not like I haven't planned the end! I just wanted it to be a surprise.
     You know. Even for me.
     Fine! Gary Stu stood beside her! Happy?
     Gary Stu stood beside her(...!), contemplating the fate of Earth. "Mari Su," he said softly; solemnly.
     "Y-yes?" she said quietly.
     "We really should get to work saving everyone now..."
     "Oh yes... I forgot... just got distracted. Silly me."
     You think it's thoughtless and cold of Mari Su to forget about Earth's fate? How very annoying of you. FYI, she'd misplaced an earring. Can't you sympathize? It was a very expensive earring. It might have melted in the heat of the burning abyss below. Oh right, the burning abyss! Back to the story!
     Suddenly they were face-to-face with many hooded villains who came seemingly from nowhere, who were 100% evil and so Mari Su was totally in the right to so cunningly kill them all with a mere flick of her wrist. "Piece of cake. Let's get to work."
     And so--
     Uh, and so... and so...
     So what? Oh, so many possibilities!!!! How do I choose which way to end it? They all seem to come to the very same ultimate ending anyway: Mari Su, in triumph, having somehow saved the universe in four-and-a-quarter minutes. Yes, I've got that. But how do I get there? I don't want to abandon this thing already. This story means the world to me. So I'm leaving it up to you, Mari Su, to save it ['the world'].
     Fourteen-year-old Mari Su woke up one morning to discover that the world's fate rested in her hands.

The Further Adventures of Mari Su
The fourteen-year-old girl named Mari Su awoke from a nightmare at exactly midnight. She turned on the light, which beautifully illuminated her dark wooden canopy bed with the soft pink drapings twinkling with silver stars.

Mari Su checked herself out in the mirror. Though she had tossed and turned all night, her naturally purple-streaked hair smooth and glistening. So of course that was normal. But her eyes, normally beautiful emerald-colored, were shining gold!
They were just like the silver stars on the soft pink drapings of her dark wooden canopy bed, except that they weren't star-shaped, or silver, or covered in rainbow glitter. Actually, they weren't much like the silver stars at all; forget about that comparison.

This could only mean one thing: Mari Su had sudden developed extra-superhuman powers. I mean, she was already superhuman, but now she was extra-superhuman. Totally big difference. She did the natural thing: she texted her vampire half-brother (I may as well stop trying to hide these secrets from you), Gary Stu.

OMG LOL GARY GUESS WUT TROLOLOL

SUP Y U TEXTING MAH @ MIDNITE

SHUTUP c: !!! GUESSWUT!!!!!!

ER UM UH

TROLOLOL UR A MORON. I'M AN EXTRASUPERHUMAN NOW, DUH!!!

HOW U KNOW DAT

Mari-Su's beautifully painted fingernails flew. OMG GARY. ITS LIKE U DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT MAH LIFE DX I HAVE GOLD EYES NOW DUH HOW SLOW R U!!!!!1one!!!!!!1!!

O

MAH EYES R EXACTLY LIKE THE SILVER STARS ON MY BED DRAPERY, Mari-Su texted/bragged. WELL EXCEPT THEY AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE EM AT ALL

O, came Gary-Stu's response.

WUT EVER. IGNORE MAH. YOUR PSYCO

UH. SORRY BOUT THAT, Gary-Stu replied. I THINK I JUST SAW A LEPRECHAUN

OH. KEWL. WAIT WUT!! Mari-Su answered.

UH NEVERMIND

Mari-Su decided to go to Gary-Stu's house. She lived alone. To elaborate: She lived alone in a mansion, alone except for her butler, who doesn't need a name because he isn't important! Butler had astonishingly azure-ish eyes, but like no one cared because he's like, a butler. 'Butler' belonged to the B.A.P.T.S. (Butlers Are People Too Society).

Mari-Su arrived at Gary-Stu's house exactly one milisecond later. Though already an extraordinarily gifted athlete, she could use her powers at any time to increase them so that time was of no matter to her. The extra-superhumanness made her even awesomer somehow.

Gary-Stu waved from the window. HEY LOL he texted her GOLD EYES WOW. U WER RITE--THEY R XACTLY LIKE THE STARS ON UR DRAPES. XCEPT NOT.

OF COURS IM RITE, she texted, and teleported into his bedroom. They both sat on the floor and texted each other from eight inches away.

SO WHAT HAVE U BEEN DOING

UH WELL SLEEPING UNTIL YOU TEXT'D ME came Gary-Stu's response. Y DID U WAKE UP

CUZ I HAD A NIGHTMARE Mari-Su explained. LIKE TOTALY CREEPY ROFLOL! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT ITZ NOT IMPORTANT. ITS NOT LIKE ITS 1 OF THOSE PSYKIK MESSAGES I SUMTIMES GET OF THE FUTURE, HAHAHA!! She tossed her hair as perfectly as though it were made of sheets of silk. Who knew, maybe it was. But moving on.

"Hey wait," Gary-Stu realized, "couldn't we just talk out loud about this?"

"Oh yeah! Haha I totally forgot!"

"So what was your nightmare about?"

"It was nothing important, but, well, I was wandering through a dark forest," Mari-Su recounted. "It was blackest night, with no stars shining about me--only a sliver of crescent moon, tinted ominously red. It looked as though something evil were brewing. Every step I took crunched small leaves and twigs under my shiny designer shoes. I shivered, alone, cold, and frightened. Suddenly a snazzy black limo pulled up and who should step out of it but that butler guy who works for me, what's-his-name. His azure-ish eyes, which no one cares about, cause he's like, a butler, glowed red as the moon for a moment. 'Hello, Miss Mari-Su, savior of the world,' he stated, cold and sharp like a knife's blade. His laugh mocked me. 'Your time as come, Mari-Su,' he continued icily. 'Prepare for mortal combat.' Then his eyes turned blazing crimson and I woke up."

"You're right," agreed Gary-Stu. "It sounds pretty stupid. Let's go play video games."

WILL THEY FIND OUT THE NEFARIOUS BUTLER'S TRUE INTENTIONS? STAY TUNED. : p

The Propechy: Mari Su III
CONTINUED FROM THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF MARI SU   Mari Su sat up on Gary Stu's bedroom floor. He was asleep in a chair. They had fallen asleep playing, leik, Angry Birds.
   OMG GARY STU WAKE UP  , she texted him.
   Gary Stu's vampire-ish characteristics allowed him to sense the vibrating of his phone halfway across the room. Then he used telepathy to receive the text directly into his brain. "WUT!" he said, jerking awake.
    "It was a real vision this time," Mari Su insisted. "Not like the stupid one with that guy, who's like, a butler. We went to a 'horrifying land', called 'Nefarious Land', and it was pink, and there was 'candy', and there was floating rainbows, and floating 'unicorns', and everything had 'fangs', even the candy, and the 'rainbows', and the 'unicorns', and we were dead, because the 'fanged rainbows', I mean 'unicorns', like killed us, and like, it might happen, so like, what do we do!"
     Gary Stu said, "Wait wait wait. I know what's going on." He magically pulled a theory from the air. "It's--"
     "ORLLY?" Mari Su said.
     "Ya it's Butler Butler's behind all of this."
    "NOWAI."
     "YES"
     "NO" Mari Su gaped. "But but but, that other thing It was just a dream... um, wasn't it?" Just then a mysterious knocking noise came from the door. It sounded just like a hand in a fist knocking on the door. The inseperable duo decided to go investigate. Mari Su decided to take one of the swords made from pure gold they had. It was yet another example of a stroke of brilliance she was capable of having.
Suddenly everyone appeared in the woods. The author finds a quote necessary:
"Oh Em Gee" -Mari Su
Well worded indeed for the situation. For there, stepping out of the limo (in all fairness it was a snazzy black limo) reading... B.A.P.T.S.
Butlers Are People Too Society.
Butler's club.
It read underneath, EVIL EMPIRE.
The author finds another quote necessary:
[size=150]"WHAT THE HECK!?" -Mari Su[/size]
"W-what," Mari Su added eloquently.
"Yes, it's true!" cackled Butler. "You were wrong, Mari Su! Wrohng!"
"But that's mispelled"
"Shuttup," Butler said equally eloquently as Mari Su's previous comment. "Look at the moon."
"Zomg. It's red."
"Yes...
...it is." Butler's eyes glowed red and bright and cold, cruelly red moon. "Mari Su," he said, his words, as cold as like, I don't know, ice, as he drew a platinum knife from its sheath. Because of its value it's automatically easier to kill people with than say, steel. His laughter was as chilly as a kid who was stuck in a freezer.
"No you can't do this!"
"But I can."
Mari Su realized they were really going to battle! "No!" she screamed. "It can't end this way! Not today!"
"But it's night," cackled Butler.
"NOOOO!" Mari Su fainted, locks of shining hair spilling across her face. Suddenly her eyes glowed green and catlike. They looked like a cat's eyes, except emerald-ish. Out of her mouth came a beautiful voice.
It was a propechy.
"The battle is at Twilight."

OMG TEH TWILIGHT BATTLE: THE EPIC MARI SU FINALE!!!
Suddenly Mari Su gained conciousness. She was lying on the cold, unforgiving ground. Then Butler was like "GET THEM" to his henchmen who were also butlers of the "B.A.P.T.S", or as we now know it as, "the Evil Empire". Such a vile, evil thing it was--Ivel (butler's real name) should leiv forever because he's so eivl--vlei, Ivel, vlie away in a veil and don't ruin any more live and we'll all live happily evli after forivle!
Mari Su and Gary Stu ran with surprising agility under the light of the red, cold winter moon, Mari Su's silky hair dancing in the wind. Even after waking up on dirt floor and the heartwrenching hours of chase, Mari Su wasn't all icky because she wasn't like, a gross bad guy with oily hair.
"What do we do?" she yelled musically.
"The propechy mentioned before," Gary Stu panted. "What's a propechy, anyway?"
"It's a typographical error of 'prophecy', moron! Keep running!"
Gary Stu whirled dramatically and attacked 15 evil jerks with his awesome vampire fangs. They crumpled to the ground. "Those guys like never stood a chance."
"IKR."
They destroyed like hundreds of these pitiful evil adversaries. "Butlers are people tooooo," was the final scream of one of the red-eyed manic maniacs of maniacful maniacness.
"You're a maniac," Mari Su said coolly.
Then he fell.
'Ew' she remarked.
'Why are the quotation marks like this now?' inquired Gary Stu.
'Because...' an evil familiarish voice came from behind them. It was the voice of Ivel -- Butler.
'I'm British,' Ivel proceeded to explain in a harsh accent. 'These quotations are British.'
'You're taking over?' Mari Su tossed her head. 'Oh, you wish! Dream on, Butler.'
'My name,' he said, 'is Ivel.'
'Whatttt? No it isn't,' Mari Su said.
Ivel was started to get, like, mad.
'U mad?' said Gary Stu.
'Yes! Why shouldn't my name be Ivel?' he snapped.
'Because, you're like, a butler,' Mari Su said. 'Duh.'
'Butlers are people too!' Ivel burst out in an impassioned speech. Like many supervillains, he had the odd habit of explaining everything to the main characters at the very end. He proceeded to do this. He told them about the land of floating, fanged rainbows, where he lived when he was young and where befriended a leprechaun named Qwertyuiop.     Ivel was named for a flower shop in this strange and mysterious fantasy land. He was destined for greatness, everyone said.      But when he grew up, he only amounted to, like, a butler.      So everyone from his land shunned him, despite his pleading cry of "But butlers are people too!"  Everyone hated him except his faithful friend, Qwertyuiop, who helped the Evil Empire rise. Soon, the butlers of the world would be more than people. They would be kings.
So Butler turned against the most popular heroine of the world, the girl he served, Mari Su. He sent Qwertyuiop to spy on Gary Stu. Also, he did many nefarious things, such as hacking into Mari Su's laptop for data no one was quite sure what the use of was, brainwashing innocent people, and stealing from Mari Su's stash of candy bars.
His mission, he said, was to bring butlers to power--and not even Mari Su could change that! 
There was a long awkward silence.   
'Cool story bro,' Gary Stu said finally.
Butler screamed loudly. "NO!" HE SCREAMED SO LOUDLY THAT THIS WHOLE SENTENCE GOT LIKE CAPITALIZED ZOMG
"I see the quotation marks are back," Mari Su said. "THAT MEANS WE WIN!"
"Nooooooo!!!!!"
The Butler vanished because he knew he was so totally defeated. Mari Su saved the day once more. Hey wait, is that a leprechau--

Last edited by Wickimen (2011-10-22 20:22:40)