Yeah, and I'm roadkill.
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They can't come into your house uninvited, and they hate garlic and silver.
They can die by stake or sunlight, and they suck blood (obviously).

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count vlad dracula:
BEST
WAMPYR
EVAR
he can climb
he can bite
he don't burn in sunlight
OOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH
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I really have no worries about vampires. I live in dream land. You cannot get me. The only vampire in dream land was destroyed 3 years ago. They were barely a vampire anyways. I am getting annoyed how kirby is always handling the big bosses.

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Daroach1 wrote:
I really have no worries about vampires. I live in dream land. You cannot get me. The only vampire in dream land was destroyed 3 years ago. They were barely a vampire anyways. I am getting annoyed how kirby is always handling the big bosses.
dude
kirby is awesome
dont be annoyed by him
anyway,
i live inside the moon
so nobody can get me there
cept
i met this one kid
he said vampires lived on the moon
though right after that i replied that unicorns live in the rings of saturn
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They can't leave the house without a tween-age girl clinging to their thigh.
Thank you, Stephanie Myers.
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777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
I really have no worries about vampires. I live in dream land. You cannot get me. The only vampire in dream land was destroyed 3 years ago. They were barely a vampire anyways. I am getting annoyed how kirby is always handling the big bosses.
dude
kirby is awesome
dont be annoyed by him
anyway,
i live inside the moon
so nobody can get me there
cept
i met this one kid
he said vampires lived on the moon
though right after that i replied that unicorns live in the rings of saturn
Kirby keeps taking credit for what I did. Like pwning king dedede a few thousand times. Also, where I live once the sun and moon were actually fighting. I say unicorns live on the planet floria even though they dont live in dream land.

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Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
I really have no worries about vampires. I live in dream land. You cannot get me. The only vampire in dream land was destroyed 3 years ago. They were barely a vampire anyways. I am getting annoyed how kirby is always handling the big bosses.
dude
kirby is awesome
dont be annoyed by him
anyway,
i live inside the moon
so nobody can get me there
cept
i met this one kid
he said vampires lived on the moon
though right after that i replied that unicorns live in the rings of saturnKirby keeps taking credit for what I did. Like pwning king dedede a few thousand times. Also, where I live once the sun and moon were actually fighting. I say unicorns live on the planet floria even though they dont live in dream land.
dude
kirby totally pwned dedede
though dedede is pretty cool
anyway,
floria?
UNICORNS?
no way man, NO WAAAAAAAY
in your universe they live on the secret planet
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777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
dude
kirby is awesome
dont be annoyed by him
anyway,
i live inside the moon
so nobody can get me there
cept
i met this one kid
he said vampires lived on the moon
though right after that i replied that unicorns live in the rings of saturnKirby keeps taking credit for what I did. Like pwning king dedede a few thousand times. Also, where I live once the sun and moon were actually fighting. I say unicorns live on the planet floria even though they dont live in dream land.
dude
kirby totally pwned dedede
though dedede is pretty cool
anyway,
floria?
UNICORNS?
no way man, NO WAAAAAAAY
in your universe they live on the secret planet
I said they really dont. But the T.A.C. Rates are up in fall which can be annoying. I beat king dedede 7 times and counting, lololo 13 times, kracko 29 and whispy 47. I have better rates than kirby. I NEVER lose against those guys.

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Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
Kirby keeps taking credit for what I did. Like pwning king dedede a few thousand times. Also, where I live once the sun and moon were actually fighting. I say unicorns live on the planet floria even though they dont live in dream land.dude
kirby totally pwned dedede
though dedede is pretty cool
anyway,
floria?
UNICORNS?
no way man, NO WAAAAAAAY
in your universe they live on the secret planetI said they really dont. But the T.A.C. Rates are up in fall which can be annoying. I beat king dedede 7 times and counting, lololo 13 times, kracko 29 and whispy 47. I have better rates than kirby. I NEVER lose against those guys.
but kirbys still cool
he could just suck you up
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777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
dude
kirby totally pwned dedede
though dedede is pretty cool
anyway,
floria?
UNICORNS?
no way man, NO WAAAAAAAY
in your universe they live on the secret planetI said they really dont. But the T.A.C. Rates are up in fall which can be annoying. I beat king dedede 7 times and counting, lololo 13 times, kracko 29 and whispy 47. I have better rates than kirby. I NEVER lose against those guys.
but kirbys still cool
he could just suck you up
It would end up poorly if he tried. Kirbies cant inhale kirbies. We can copy their abilities with the copy ability copy though.

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Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
I said they really dont. But the T.A.C. Rates are up in fall which can be annoying. I beat king dedede 7 times and counting, lololo 13 times, kracko 29 and whispy 47. I have better rates than kirby. I NEVER lose against those guys.but kirbys still cool
he could just suck you upIt would end up poorly if he tried. Kirbies cant inhale kirbies. We can copy their abilities with the copy ability copy though.
dehem, what
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"Vampires" are a bunch of people obsessed about a creature that has been romanticized. They are unusual in mindset, as their psychology focuses on pop cultured objects. I think they live in their own bubble, not knowing the true world.

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half_life_2 wrote:
"Vampires" are a bunch of people obsessed about a creature that has been romanticized. They are unusual in mindset, as their psychology focuses on pop cultured objects. I think they live in their own bubble, not knowing the true world.
Deep, man.
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half_life_2 wrote:
"Vampires" are a bunch of people obsessed about a creature that has been romanticized. They are unusual in mindset, as their psychology focuses on pop cultured objects. I think they live in their own bubble, not knowing the true world.
emm
wat
vampires are like
1337 wampyrs
not this
this
weird stuff
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half_life_2 wrote:
"Vampires" are a bunch of people obsessed about a creature that has been romanticized. They are unusual in mindset, as their psychology focuses on pop cultured objects. I think they live in their own bubble, not knowing the true world.
I doubt that. They are somewhat normal humans with a few genetic mess ups that make them easier to kill and more vicious. Which explains why they like blood.

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i think it has become abundantly clear nobody believes you.
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