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You are the Witch of Peace in the Land of Temples and Dance.
Your chumHandle is petulantParadox

Your interests include ARCHAEOLOGY and VIDEO GAMES.
Your wield the spearKind specibus and have combined your POINTY STICK with your TOY SOLDIERS and MARIO FIGURINE to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are irrational turquoise squids who like gadgetry.

You are the Abbess of Flesh in the Land of Dance and Ice.
Your chumHandle is imperfectInspector

Your interests include LITERATURE and PALEONTOLOGY.
Your wield the staffkind specibus and have combined your POOL CUE with your CHINESE HAIKUS OF LITTLER HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE and PRESERVED AMBER to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are mysterious sky blue weasels who like exploration.

You are the Witch of Rhyme in the Land of Grass and Cacoughany.
Your chumHandle is gardenMonster

Your interests include ENGINEERING and IMMATURITY.
Your wield the axeKind specibus and have combined your BATTLEAXE with your CAR ENGINE and TEDDY BEAR to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are joyful midnight blue walruses who like exploration.

Wow, this is actually fairly accurate, except that "I'm not a witch"---Christine O'Donnell and I'm probably the most mature person in my class :3

nextstorm wrote:

what IS homestuck?

and DO NOT LMGTFY ME

(Homestuck, not Homestruck.)

It's hard to explain Homestuck. You just need to read it. (Warning: It swears a LOT.)