I Wrote this in English class, everyone laughed, but I Got a D-.
*AHEM!*
Roses are oranges,
Violets are blue,
I Stink at poems,
Refrigerator.
Share some funny poems here!

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*ahem*
Roses are red, violets are blue,
first year you sat on santa,
next year he sat on you.


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ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
*ahem*
Roses are red, violets are blue,
first year you sat on santa,
next year he sat on you.
......

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue :|
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AGHH 60 SECOND RULE
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" 'I am a poet
And my feet show it
They are long fellows' "
-Commander Toad from Commander Toad and something something by Jane Yolen
used to be one of my fav books
I have no idea why it popped into my head
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School haiku:
School starting over
Heavy backpacks to carry
Look foward to it
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go look at some letters to stare at,
But i won't...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 0.0

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oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown

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The Flying Hat
There once was a hat
That knew how to fly
Its brim was its wing
Its home was the sky
Everyone thought that
The hat would fall down
However the hat
Flew up and around
One day the hat was
Exploring the sky
He saw a big cloud
And said “I’ll drop by!”
He then glided in
The hat couldn’t see
He whirled round and round
And fell to the sea
At last the hat came
Out of the ocean
To find he had lost
His flying motion
He fluttered his brim
He waggled his feather
He just couldn’t fly
Whatever the weather
He checked his fuel gauge
He’d run out of juice
He went to a station
With a good excuse
“My fuel tank was ruptured!”
The flying hat said
"What fool would fall
into the sea?" Then he fled!
I think I got an A or a B
Last edited by jji7skyline (2011-10-12 20:54:23)
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Poem
poem
poem poem poem
duck
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TheBajeebas wrote:
oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown
...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.

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jji7skyline wrote:
The Flying Hat
There once was a hat
That knew how to fly
Its brim was its wing
Its home was the sky
Everyone thought that
The hat would fall down
However the hat
Flew up and around
One day the hat was
Exploring the sky
He saw a big cloud
And said “I’ll drop by!”
He then glided in
The hat couldn’t see
He whirled round and round
And fell to the sea
At last the hat came
Out of the ocean
To find he had lost
His flying motion
He fluttered his brim
He waggled his feather
He just couldn’t fly
Whatever the weather
He checked his fuel gauge
He’d run out of juice
He went to a station
With a good excuse
“My fuel tank was ruptured!”
The flying hat said
"What fool would fall
into the sea?" Then he fled!
I think I got an A or a B![]()
Whatever the grade was, That was beautiful... *sniff*

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CheckItNow12 wrote:
TheBajeebas wrote:
oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown
...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.
huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\

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TheBajeebas wrote:
CheckItNow12 wrote:
TheBajeebas wrote:
oh wow, you really should try harder in school instead of being a class clown
...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\
It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:
You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.
Last edited by CheckItNow12 (2011-10-12 21:15:33)

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CheckItNow12 wrote:
TheBajeebas wrote:
CheckItNow12 wrote:
...
DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW.huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\
It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:
You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.![]()
Um
I don't think that you're teacher will accept that instead of a MANGO poem
just saying
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bananaman114 wrote:
CheckItNow12 wrote:
TheBajeebas wrote:
huh? but seriously, that poem seems more like a joke then class work :\It was a one time only thing. I Swear, I Don't do that anymoreI now play my own game of chess which I Invented:
You compete to get the most friends, and then at the end of the game, everyone stands up and sings "Kumbaya". It's pretty cool.![]()
Um
I don't think that you're teacher will accept that instead of a MANGO poem
just saying
Mango Haiku:
Mangos are Mangos
Every time my bro eats one,
He will throw up bad.
Haiku are wise words (And that haiku is true).

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imnotbob wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue![]()
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I think I'm gonna sneeze— ACHOO!
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imnotbob wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't think of anything that rhymes with blue![]()
Try THIS:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I Just ate,
Now I need to poo.

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