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Well, a parody of all of the bad ones on fanfiction. Mainly the ones Half-Worlds MST'd.
It's going to be called 'Mary, the Beautiful and Popular New Girl', and, well, it's going to be a troll fic. Basicly, this girl named Mary Susan is an Irken in disguise and comes down to Earth and becomes very popular and strong and later becomes emo, finds out she is half-human, turns Dib into an Irken for some reason, writes cr@py poems about various fruits and being emo, wears glasses for some reasons, make spelling mistakes, and create plots holes the size of Texas. There will also be some groan inducing romance that will give Stephanie Meyers a run for her money thrown in, lame jokes that aren't funny, crossovers, and japanese for some reason.
I'll post the first chapter on fanfiction.net under the name CandycornVampire tomorrow.