Scratch

Then Scratch jumped

in his eye

and he ate...

He became one.

"Play me and"

Then he ate

The story so far:

A dog named Spot who did a job said, "I have a name. 'Yubba Dubba'." And then it turned out hehadnoname. Which is very very weird because his very own iPod broke because it short circuited because of Apple's apple, but Windows sabotaged it. He died because he had no appendix. But his ghost came back to haunt a guy who had killed his half cousin, since the cousin had killed him with a spoon. Then the elephant was firin his gun at the cat named Scratch because he wanted to be the Scratch Mascot. Then Scratch shot back but he missed. But then the cheese blew up. The mice sobbed. Scratch ate them. Scratch burped loudly. Scratch then went to the elephant and said:  "You are dead." Then pulled out flowers and called his mom. "Be mine." "Be your what?" "My valentine." And his mom fainted. Then Scratch jumped and hit himself in his eye with his iPod, and he ate a DS, then he became one. So he said: "Play me and get square eyes." Then he ate whoever played him.

'Cause then Gobo

into uncle Hingahurgahighgershnitzel

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splattered gook on

freed scratch.however...

flew over the