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#1 2011-09-28 17:27:52

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I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

...I only took a day off.




Discuss corny jokes here  tongue .

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#2 2011-09-28 17:37:29

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Ouch... bad.

My favourite cheesy joke:

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over bays, they'd be bagels!

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#3 2011-09-28 17:40:32

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
It's (not) funny because it's true! :'D

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#4 2011-09-28 17:56:33

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRR!

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#5 2011-09-28 17:57:43

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

What's a pirates favorite letter?

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#6 2011-09-28 17:58:10

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

An old man asks a child, "What time is it?"
The child says, "I'm not a child. I'm a strawberry."

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#7 2011-09-28 18:32:07

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

What happens if a lion and a horse have a baby?

Nothing.

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#8 2011-09-28 18:33:33

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

kimmy123 wrote:

What's a pirates favorite letter?

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

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#9 2011-09-28 18:43:56

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

kimmy123 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

What's a pirates favorite letter?

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

Z.

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#10 2011-09-28 18:46:23

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

videogame9 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

What's a pirates favorite letter?

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

Z.

You'd think it is Z but really it's the C!


(C sounds like sea  lol )

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#11 2011-09-28 18:47:06

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

videogame9 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

What's a pirates favorite letter?

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

Z.

Its R

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#12 2011-09-28 18:47:27

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

kimmy123 wrote:

videogame9 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

Z.

You'd think it is Z but really it's the C!

NO IT'S NOT.

It's F.

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#13 2011-09-28 19:11:05

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

So a proton checks into a hotel. When the bellhop asks him if he needs any help carrying his luggage, he replies "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

BAHAHAHAHAHHAH AAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHA

That is my favorite joke ever for srs

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#14 2011-09-28 19:40:59

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Hahaha.

Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't. He never really WAS on your side.

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#15 2011-09-28 19:41:32

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

An atom screams: I LOST AN ELECTRON
Another one says: Are you positive?

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#16 2011-09-28 19:41:57

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

What does ghost demoman say?

KA-BOO!

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#17 2011-09-28 19:46:05

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Q:What happens when a nyan cat drinks soda? A; you get a cat that just flew out of the milky way. BWAAAHAAA BWAAAAA HAHAHA

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#18 2011-09-28 19:46:08

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

kimmy123 wrote:

What does ghost demoman say?

KA-BOO!

Nice. XD

What did Medic say when he was tired and trying to correct a paper?

ZE. (Zzz, get it?)

The dude wrote:
a White House

Corrected:
The White House

(GET IT? HUH?  big_smile )

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#19 2011-09-28 19:51:18

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

kimmy123 wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

What's a pirates favorite letter?

I need someone to reply for this joke.  lol

FIFTY- FOUR! YAY I'M RIGHT!x

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#20 2011-09-28 19:53:58

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Waiter: How's everything tasting?
Me: Well, since you asked, my foot hurts, and my back could use a good rub.

(O NOEZ! THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE! THEY ALWAYS DO THAT!)

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#21 2011-09-28 19:55:24

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

Aidan wrote:

So a proton checks into a hotel. When the bellhop asks him if he needs any help carrying his luggage, he replies "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

BAHAHAHAHAHHAH AAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHA

That is my favorite joke ever for srs

Wouldn't a photon make more sense?

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#22 2011-09-28 20:36:31

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Re: I don't know why I got fired at the calender factory...

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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