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#1 2011-09-25 21:43:05
- Shadowsonics
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Fortune Cookies
Talk about fortune cookies and their fortunes. Here are some of the fortunes that I received:
"A clean tie attracts the soup of the day."
"Here we go. Low fat, whole wheat green tea."
"Only if you dive for pearls shall you find one."
"Perhaps you've been focusing too much on saving."
"A rolling stone gathers no moss...but it obtains a certain polish."
"It can't rain all the time."
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#2 2011-09-25 21:46:20
- Solarbuddy
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Re: Fortune Cookies
I haven't had one recently enough to remember. 
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#4 2011-09-25 22:00:59
- Solarbuddy
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Re: Fortune Cookies
hdarken wrote:
I have a fortune cookie message with me from dinner last night.
Nice! 
TELL US DA FORTUNE!
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#5 2011-09-25 22:12:00
Re: Fortune Cookies
Solarbuddy wrote:
hdarken wrote:
I have a fortune cookie message with me from dinner last night.
Nice!
TELL US DA FORTUNE!
Now is the time to set your sights high and go for it.
Lucky numbers: 10 17 19 36 40 47.
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#6 2011-09-25 22:16:50
- Shadowsonics
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Re: Fortune Cookies
Was there a Chinese word?
Did you know that fortune cookies were invented by the Japanese, not the Chinese, and is only popular in the US? If you go to China, the Chinese won't even know what fortune cookies are.
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#7 2011-09-25 22:20:18
Re: Fortune Cookies
Shadowsonics wrote:
Was there a Chinese word?
Did you know that fortune cookies were invented by the Japanese, not the Chinese, and is only popular in the US? If you go to China, the Chinese won't even know what fortune cookies are.
No, and I do know there only popular in the US.
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#8 2011-09-26 01:35:33
- cheddargirl
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Re: Fortune Cookies
I somehow end up with some pretty bizarre fortunes from fortune cookies. The two most memorable ones are "What is the speed of dark?" (which I had eerily gotten from a dark-colored chocolate-flavored fortune cookie) and "You will receive a fortune... cookie.".
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#9 2011-09-26 01:51:13
- Solarbuddy
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Re: Fortune Cookies
cheddargirl wrote:
I somehow end up with some pretty bizarre fortunes from fortune cookies. The two most memorable ones are "What is the speed of dark?" (which I had eerily gotten from a dark-colored chocolate-flavored fortune cookie) and "You will receive a fortune... cookie.".
XD Nice ones.
I wonder how often those happen.
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#11 2011-09-27 17:27:38
- Shadowsonics
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Re: Fortune Cookies
cheddargirl wrote:
I somehow end up with some pretty bizarre fortunes from fortune cookies. The two most memorable ones are "What is the speed of dark?" (which I had eerily gotten from a dark-colored chocolate-flavored fortune cookie) and "You will receive a fortune... cookie.".
They make those?
Weird.
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#13 2011-09-27 17:37:09
- Shadowsonics
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Re: Fortune Cookies
JJROCKER wrote:
I rarely ever eat the cookies. I just read the fortunes.
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I only eat them if they're crunchy, and not stale and old (Not crunchy, but bendy... agh, too hard to explain the texture of it...).
The fortunes they make these days are getting bad. First, they had...
"You will surpass all others today."
Or...
"The darkness surrounding you will dissipate."
And now they have...
"The rocks around you are not to be tempered with."
Or...
"Nobody can fix your life if they don't want to."
I mean, they don't even make sense anymore! 
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#14 2011-09-27 18:07:17
- AtomicBawm3
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Re: Fortune Cookies
I've gotten a completely blank one, and one that started with, "Fortune cookie say:..."
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#15 2011-09-27 18:08:53
- bananaman114
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Re: Fortune Cookies
Shadowsonics wrote:
Was there a Chinese word?
Did you know that fortune cookies were invented by the Japanese, not the Chinese, and is only popular in the US? If you go to China, the Chinese won't even know what fortune cookies are.
Lies
they are not popular ONLY in the US
we have them in Canada too
the sun still shines
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#17 2011-09-27 18:42:34
- MoreGamesNow
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Re: Fortune Cookies
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett
"Cogito ergo sum" -- I think, therefore I am
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#18 2011-09-27 18:43:39
- SpriteMaster
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Re: Fortune Cookies
cheddargirl wrote:
I somehow end up with some pretty bizarre fortunes from fortune cookies. The two most memorable ones are "What is the speed of dark?" (which I had eerily gotten from a dark-colored chocolate-flavored fortune cookie) and "You will receive a fortune... cookie.".
Speed of dark is the same as light
But then there is all the REALLY complicated science stuff with it.
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